Topic: Marmite (Read 217239 times)

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #500 on:** September 13, 2008, 14:58:48 »

Quote from: firestar12 on September 13, 2008, 14:36:46

I wish i could have some but apperantly you cant in america. Unless i sneak from some Terry's Stash...

Buy it from Amazon like RJK did

TerryRussell · « **Reply #501 on:** September 13, 2008, 15:21:53 »

Quote from: firestar12 on September 13, 2008, 14:36:46

I wish i could have some but apperantly you cant in america. Unless i sneak from some Terry's Stash...

Not without loosing a few limbs and other "sticky-out bits", you couldn't.

firestar12 · « **Reply #502 on:** September 13, 2008, 16:03:26 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on September 13, 2008, 15:21:53

Not without loosing a few limbs and other "sticky-out bits", you couldn't.

Howabout i steal your boat, and then sail over to america where your stash is!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #503 on:** September 13, 2008, 16:51:14 »

Why would my stash of marmite be in America? That would cause my sandwich-making to take a bit of a long time.

It's here in the UK.

firestar12 · « **Reply #504 on:** September 13, 2008, 17:18:49 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on September 13, 2008, 16:51:14

Why would my stash of marmite be in America? That would cause my sandwich-making to take a bit of a long time.

It's here in the UK.

Then i steal my friends boat and sail over to where you are and get your stash!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #505 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:20:11 »

As the forum has become a very sad place recently, it is my duty to restore this Marmite thread to its proper place in society.

LONG LIVE THE MARMITE!

RMSGreatBritain · « **Reply #506 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:26:21 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 18, 2008, 17:20:11

As the forum has become a very sad place recently, it is my duty to restore this Marmite thread to its proper place in society.

LONG LIVE THE MARMITE!

I agree, I love marmite, but how has the forum become a sad place recently? (Personally I thought it was alright)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #507 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:48:31 »

With Carl's resignation and a number of people snapping at each other, it hasn't had as much fun as it should do, recently.

More Marmite will fix, though.

Marmite fixes everything! (removes bacteria, fungus, barnacles and paint, restores youth, makes hair grow back even in places you never had it before, clears snow from your path, cleans your bath, prevents sunburn, stops people kicking sand in your face, gives you the ability to leap tall buildings, wrestle poodles and win. Yes, I have seen Mr Appollo).

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #508 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:50:54 »

Maybe a thread of Marmite Jokes would be the answer??

Don't know any myself though!!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #509 on:** November 18, 2008, 17:54:58 »

What's hot, brown and steamy and comes out of Cowes?

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #510 on:** November 18, 2008, 18:01:54 »

Milk??

TerryRussell · « **Reply #511 on:** November 18, 2008, 18:04:53 »

Isle of White ferry, serving Marmite on toast.

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #512 on:** November 18, 2008, 18:17:08 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 18, 2008, 18:04:53

Isle of White ferry, serving Marmite on toast.

The toast on that ferry is more likely to be cold and limp and certainly not "Hot and Steaming"

TerryRussell · « **Reply #513 on:** November 18, 2008, 18:37:16 »

Yeah, but I gt a Marmite joke out of it!

And I did once get a piece of HOT buttered toast on that ferry. (and a round of applause, I think).

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #514 on:** November 18, 2008, 18:42:56 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 18, 2008, 18:37:16

Yeah, but I gt a Marmite joke out of it!

And I did once get a piece of HOT buttered toast on that ferry. (and a round of applause, I think).

Must have bought it at the Cafe on the Dock and taken it on board well insulated!!

This could kill the thread, try Googling 'Marmite Jokes' Not a lot!!

RMSGreatBritain · « **Reply #515 on:** November 18, 2008, 19:24:46 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 18, 2008, 17:48:31

With Carl's resignation and a number of people snapping at each other, it hasn't had as much fun as it should do, recently.

More Marmite will fix, though.

Marmite fixes everything! (removes bacteria, fungus, barnacles and paint, restores youth, makes hair grow back even in places you never had it before, clears snow from your path, cleans your bath, prevents sunburn, stops people kicking sand in your face, gives you the ability to leap tall buildings, wrestle poodles and win. Yes, I have seen Mr Appollo).

Well yes Carl leaving and people snapping at each other havn't exactly been great, i wouldnt say its a sad place to be. but earwell, Opinions differ. Although I agree Marmite will fix everything, brilliant stuff.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #516 on:** November 18, 2008, 19:29:40 »

See? It's a better place already!

firestar12 · « **Reply #517 on:** November 23, 2008, 20:16:19 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 18, 2008, 19:29:40

See? It's a better place already!

So are we all supposed to buy marmite and stuff ourselfs beyond capacity?

TerryRussell · « **Reply #518 on:** November 23, 2008, 21:21:29 »

Oh yes.

Full of niacin and B vitamins. You'll die healthily.

firestar12 · « **Reply #519 on:** November 23, 2008, 21:36:51 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 23, 2008, 21:21:29

Oh yes.

Full of niacin and B vitamins. You'll die healthily.

What happens when we run out of marmite?

TerryRussell · « **Reply #520 on:** November 23, 2008, 21:50:40 »

You'll die long before that happens. Supplies are endless. Yeast multiplies rapidly.

It's also pretty quick at long division and Calculus.

firestar12 · « **Reply #521 on:** November 23, 2008, 21:54:59 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 23, 2008, 21:50:40

You'll die long before that happens. Supplies are endless. Yeast multiplies rapidly.

It's also pretty quick at long division and Calculus.

Im glad. Will it do my homework? (Cause my math teacher seems to think shes more special than all the other teachers. Seriously, She made me re-do my paper because i wasnt using the "Rainbow cubes" and was doing it all in my head)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #522 on:** November 23, 2008, 21:57:09 »

What on earth is a rainbow cube?

Does it go with Marmite?

firestar12 · « **Reply #523 on:** November 23, 2008, 22:00:01 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on November 23, 2008, 21:57:09

What on earth is a rainbow cube?

Does it go with Marmite?

lol. Rainbow cube: Ours are plastic and like a centimeter by a centimeter but thats the idea:

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #524 on:** November 24, 2008, 08:52:50 »

haha, Marmite is back

I always remember that post you made ages ago Terry, about Marmite girl.

That she could be:

"Spread on my bread any day" haha

Jack

p.s. Just to refresh your memory Terry, here's Marmite girl again

Poll

Marmite. Love it or hate it?

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