Hmmm... This forum seems to be turning bad-tempered again, to look at some of the recent posts.
So, MARMITE TO THE RESCUE!
I was reading a thread in which people were arguing whether black phones were better than white phones. And there were some expressions which seemed less than kindly.
Surely there can be no discussion? Marmite coloured phones are the fashion icons!
At Traddles' great age, the only problem is that he might think it is a Mars bar and take a chunk out of it (if he can find his teeth). The saddest part is that he may not notice the difference and will consume the lot.
Later he'll wonder why no-one calls him on his phone any more, and why it softens in the heat.
Sorry, Angus. Just kidding! Your turn to get revenge on me, now...