Topic: Marmite (Read 217185 times)

TerryRussell · « **Reply #425 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:16:22 »

You forgot:

Salt (heart & kidney damage)

sadsid (â€ 2016) · « **Reply #426 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:19:29 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on July 28, 2008, 12:16:22

You forgot:

Salt (heart & kidney damage)

Dont tell me there is not a little dash of dynamite in there somewere

TerryRussell · « **Reply #427 on:** July 28, 2008, 13:13:12 »

Nitroglycerine is good for the heart.

(It's in the pumps some people carry, or at least a modified version. Otherwise falling over might be more risky than the heart problems.)

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #428 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:55:54 »

Feel better as it was a lime marmalade day today!!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #429 on:** July 30, 2008, 16:58:21 »

Sorry. Terry fell over earlier today and hit his nitro-spray container on the ground. We are currently scraping the bits off the walls and ceiling. We expect to have him re-assembled shortly. (He will be short as we can't find all of the pieces).

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #430 on:** July 30, 2008, 17:06:22 »

Quote from: TerryRussell on July 30, 2008, 16:58:21

Sorry. Terry fell over earlier today and hit his nitro-spray container on the ground. We are currently scraping the bits off the walls and ceiling. We expect to have him re-assembled shortly. (He will be short as we can't find all of the pieces).

Lime marmalade is the best cure for shortness

John Carter · « **Reply #431 on:** July 30, 2008, 19:04:06 »

i nearly applied for the new VSTEP job, i thought it said ..........

Marmite Simulator Manager

you can guess how dissapointed i was when i read it again

cj

llamalord · « **Reply #432 on:** July 30, 2008, 20:31:59 »

I want to see some one who accuratly simulates the texture of Marmite in a computer.

pauljanaway1 · « **Reply #433 on:** July 30, 2008, 20:59:19 »

or a think black tar like glue lots of people like it

TerryRussell · « **Reply #434 on:** July 30, 2008, 22:26:03 »

Quote from: pauljanaway1 on July 30, 2008, 20:59:19

or a think black tar like glue lots of people like it

How many people are like a thick black tar-like glue? (you said "lots")...

CaptainMike1 · « **Reply #435 on:** July 31, 2008, 09:08:39 »

Quote from: pauljanaway1 on July 30, 2008, 20:59:19

or a think black tar like glue lots of people like it

What do you mean by this?

saltydog · « **Reply #436 on:** August 02, 2008, 00:27:10 »

Here's a tasty lady..

TerryRussell · « **Reply #437 on:** August 02, 2008, 10:01:21 »

Quote from: saltydog on August 02, 2008, 00:27:10

Here's a tasty lady..

I've died and gone to heaven.... She can be spread on my bread, any day. (need wicked-thoughts icon here)

Captain Kool · « **Reply #438 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:18:19 »

Vegemite is better... ;]

TerryRussell · « **Reply #439 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:22:07 »

What's the Vegemite lady look like?

I know Vegemite has sugar added, so is she sweeter than the Marmite lady?

Captain Best · « **Reply #440 on:** August 02, 2008, 19:25:57 »

Quote from: saltydog on August 02, 2008, 00:27:10

Here's a tasty lady..

haha. now thats 1 reason why Russell Eats Marmite

Capt. Le Velle · « **Reply #441 on:** August 05, 2008, 14:51:03 »

this is for terry. here is the vegemite lady.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #442 on:** August 05, 2008, 15:54:55 »

I don't fancy the second one as much as the first one....

Thanks!

Traddles · « **Reply #443 on:** August 05, 2008, 16:22:42 »

When you get to my age, even the second one seems attractive.

Angus.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #444 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:49:31 »

Hmmm... This forum seems to be turning bad-tempered again, to look at some of the recent posts.

So, MARMITE TO THE RESCUE!

I was reading a thread in which people were arguing whether black phones were better than white phones. And there were some expressions which seemed less than kindly.

Surely there can be no discussion? Marmite coloured phones are the fashion icons!

At Traddles' great age, the only problem is that he might think it is a Mars bar and take a chunk out of it (if he can find his teeth). The saddest part is that he may not notice the difference and will consume the lot.

Later he'll wonder why no-one calls him on his phone any more, and why it softens in the heat.

Sorry, Angus. Just kidding! Your turn to get revenge on me, now...

saltydog · « **Reply #445 on:** September 05, 2008, 18:54:38 »

Here's a nice advertisement..Just for the heck of it..

TerryRussell · « **Reply #446 on:** September 05, 2008, 19:28:55 »

Excellent stuff! (Marmite and the advert)

saltydog · « **Reply #447 on:** September 05, 2008, 19:29:52 »

Glad you like it..

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #448 on:** September 05, 2008, 19:37:59 »

There's Terry looking at Marmite, you can see the passion in his face hahahahah

Just joking Terry

TerryRussell · « **Reply #449 on:** September 05, 2008, 20:03:46 »

On one of my better days. The camera angle was just right!

Poll

Marmite. Love it or hate it?

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