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[Guni]

Where can i find the new update to shipsim 2008?
On shipsim.com it says "No patches have been released yet"

[[RWP]DJM]

Hiya

Firstly, may I suggest using the Search function, there are numerous links to the location of the topic in question

The topic you require is here:

http://www.shipsim.com/ShipSimForum/index.php/topic,2139.0.html

Please note, you will need a registered licence key to access this area

Regards.

DJM.

[Guni]

Please note, you will need a registered licence key to access this area

GOT IT!  i just had to look up my licence key

Thanks

[[RWP]DJM]

You're welcome

Regards.

DJM.

[Stuart2007]

Oh, is there a patch for 08 then DJM? 

Stu

[shipfan55]

I'd really like to know what program they use to make dynamics for the ships...

[Stuart2007]

I'd like to know if the moon is made of cheese, but I guess I'll find out when those in charge want me to.

Stu

[[RWP]DJM]

Oh, is there a patch for 08 then DJM? 

Stu

The crowd look on as a deathly silence falls over the Forum

* [RWP]DJM thinks (to himself), 'better get my gun out of the cupboard'

only joking of course........for now

[Stuart2007]

You threatening me again with the gun huh? and I've not even objectively and accurately described the 2nd worst ship film in the world to you.

Stu

[mvsmith]

The crowd look on as a deathly silence falls over the Forum

[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  !"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister

[Agent|Austin]

*Scary*

Had to get my key again today cause I decided to run as admin so It could write the image files when I take in-game screenies :p

This topic is way off-topic but OMG DJM HAS A GUN!?! Dad has a rifle and a pistol :p

Did I mention the big baton-zapper thing for when bad people get around the house :p

[marcstrat]

[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  !"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister

Greetings,
This is great,you took a few lines out of a book.
We have alot of quality/potentiale among our members.
This way you gave a very nice/funny view,of this situation.
However,we both know,it wont be that hard between these two guy's.
Regards
Marc

[[RWP]DJM]

[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  !"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister

That is very funny

Of course, we are only joking......just a little banter between the team

I don't really have a gun Agent|Austin, that would be illegal in our Country

[Stuart2007]

I don't really have a gun Agent|Austin, that would be illegal in our Country

Could you possibly tell that to all the people taking part in drive by shootings, please?

Ah. ah. ah. I know what you're thinking. Has he used his quota of witty comebacks today. Tell you in truth, in all the excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. And being that this witticism is a Stu-humour and can blow your comedy clean off your post, you've got to ask yourself is 'do I feel lucky'. Well, do you, Punk?'

Insp Stuart 'Dirty' Moderator

EDIT: For anyone under the age of 30- this is a play on the Dirty harry films. It doesn't mean I'm threatening Mr DJM (yet ) and nor do I necessarily think he's a member of the punk movement

[Shipaddict]

Very small font there stuart. Suspicious!

[[RWP]DJM]

Very small font there stuart. Suspicious!

I actually zoomed-in to check that

[Shipaddict]

I actually zoomed-in to check that

What did it say? I tried to zoom but it didn't get bigger

Typical!

[Stuart2007]

There's an easy way to check small fonts... Try using the 'lateral thinking' feature. Thats a clue, btw.

Stu

[Stuart2007]

Yes... sorry. you have to go to Comet or somewhere like it and buy a MASSIVE widescreen plasma screen... then it will show up bigger. 

Stu

[Shipaddict]

Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked!

Who's the Shipaddict?


I'M the Shipaddict!

[[RWP]DJM]

Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked!

Who's the Shipaddict?


I'M the Shipaddict!

LOL, you da Shipaddict alright

[shipfan55]

wow,this topic is really getting off-topic!i can write in small text too
or BIG TEXT


SORRY ABOUT THIS GOING OF TOPIC

peace,
     sh!pf@n55.

[Stuart2007]

Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked!

Who's the Shipaddict?


I'M the Shipaddict!

Easier way than that... you just press the quote button and it will repeat what was written. Regardless of size (read it and then either quote or delete quote and reply normally).

Whose the genius?

I'm the genius!

Stu

[Shipaddict]

Easier way than that... you just press the quote button and it will repeat what was written. Regardless of size (read it and then either quote or delete quote and reply normally).

Whose the genius?

I'm the genius!

Stu

Bah Humbug!

I have to say you're the genius.

BTW: I thought you had you rhead in sand...

[Stuart2007]

Bah Humbug!

I have to say you're the genius.

I am indeed.

BTW: I thought you had you rhead in sand...

I did for a while, but unfortunately I was developing severe inability to breath. But I now know what a camels rump must suffer.

Stu