I should have known when it said "please read" it wasn't worth doing so...
That said, if you're ready now- I know where there's a 37,583 tonne ocean going yacht, with 2 CPP units (no need for rotating pods), plenty of car space for your fleet of imaginery bentley's, two cinemas to watch imaginery films.
And several bars to drink imaginery Carlsberg in...
All this is available for a rumoured £12,000 p/d. Apply to Irish Ferries, c/o peeandohno.