Topic: A bunch of tossers! (Read 4257 times)

Stuart2007 · « **on:** February 16, 2010, 08:30:12 »

Yep,

It's pancake day here again... Who's a tosser today?

McGherkin · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:44:03 »

I'm not going to rise to the bait, but I will say that I look forward to Pancake Day than Valentine's day. So I probably am a tosser...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:02:31 »

Quote from: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 10:44:03

I'm not going to rise to the bait, but I will say that I look forward to Pancake Day than Valentine's day. So I probably am a tosser...

I have promised Mad Fred that I would stop arguing, so I guess I'll have to accept you are right on that one.

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:07:01 »

Quote from: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:02:31

I have promised Mad Fred that I would stop arguing..

No you didnt!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:11:00 »

You won't fool me into arguing, Mr High and Mighty Admin!

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:14:47 »

hahaha...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:15:43 »

I don't know what you mean, Mr Admin...

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:17:22 »

Don't worry Stu, neither do I!

McGherkin · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:18:42 »

Ah yes, only you two could have an argument about NOT arguing...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:22:35 »

BTW, since you are here Mr Fred, I have an idea to stop the incessent rubbish in some topics...

Have you seen a film called "Life of Brian"? (In Netherlands it is probably called something like "Het leven van Brian von messiah")

Well, there they stone people to-DEATH... For uttering the words of our yeasty spread, you are to be stoned to death...

Although in Netherlands (Amsterdam) being stoned takes on a whole new meaning...

Quote from: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:18:42

Ah yes, only you two could have an argument about NOT arguing...

Oh no we could NOT.

Mad_Fred · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2010, 11:59:03 »

Yeah, I have seen it. Many times.

We might try that approach at one point, but the next of kin might really get worked up, afterwards.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2010, 12:19:01 »

Quote from: Mad_Fred on February 16, 2010, 11:59:03

We might try that approach at one point, but the next of kin might really get worked up, afterwards.

Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left. ONE cross each...

It could be worse. You could be stabbed...

Stoning, crucifixion, stabbing... Lets face it, it's the only way to keep law and order in a place like this!

jammydodger · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2010, 23:15:30 »

''Crucifixion?"
"No actually, there's been a mistake, I'm actually allowed to go."
"OK then, mate, off you go!"
"Ahh, no! I was only messing with you!"
"Alright then. Out of the door, line on the left. One cross each."

If you think stoning, crucifixion and stabbing is good law keeping, what about Brian's mum as the World Leader!?

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2010, 23:26:58 »

Got that film on my iPod, extremely funny

'alright pipe it dow-' SMACK

McGherkin · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:11:39 »

'EE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, 'EE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!'

Hilarious.

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:47:01 »

Quote from: McGherkin on February 17, 2010, 10:11:39

'EE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, 'EE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!'

Hilarious.

Brilliant, totally brilliant

*turns on tv and puts it on..*

McGherkin · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:52:43 »

I think this man tosses pancakes, don't you?

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2010, 11:05:16 »

A bit more than just a pancake tosser if you ask me...

jammydodger · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2010, 13:25:10 »

*watches awesome video about Gordon Brown doing what he does on pancake day* It's brilliant... All the singer needs is a Scottish accent

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2010, 20:15:34 »

Quote from: jammydodger on February 16, 2010, 23:15:30

''Crucifixion?"
"No actually, there's been a mistake, I'm actually allowed to go."
"OK then, mate, off you go!"
"Ahh, no! I was only messing with you!"
"Alright then. Out of the door, line on the left. One cross each."

If you think stoning, crucifixion and stabbing is good law keeping, what about Brian's mum as the World Leader!?

WRONG. TOTALLY WRONG!

Crucifixion?
Yes.
Good, now out of the door line on the left, one cross each.
Cruucifixion?
Err. no. They said I hadn't done anything wrong, so I could go live on an island somewhere.
Oh well, then off you go.
Nah, I'm only pulling your leg.
Oh well-
Yeah I know, out of the door one cross each, line on the left.

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2010, 20:16:07 »

Quote from: --tractorman-- on February 17, 2010, 11:05:16

A bit more than just a pancake tosser if you ask me...

Judging by the position of his hand, he isn't THAT kind of tosser...

jammydodger · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2010, 21:29:25 »

@Stu: I have only watched it once... Know it all...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2010, 21:30:05 »

Quote from: jammydodger on February 18, 2010, 21:29:25

@Stu: I have only watched it once... Know it all...

Oh well. One born every minute.

(that's a quote, not an insult)

jammydodger · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2010, 21:32:14 »

I wish The Life of Brian was a longer film... It just ends... There COULD be more, despite the fact that people say "Yes, it could have been longer, but how?"

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2010, 21:38:41 »

Hmph. When films are made too long or have sequels, the comedy value is generally diminished as they try to find material to put in it

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