I can, but I promisd mad frd that i wouldn't us such languag again.
I also remember that person. Very incorrigible one, I'd say.
Sorry, I don't drink
Wow! Don't you get thirsty?
http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=hofmeister&meta=&aq=0&oq=hofmei&fp=9b6b33f45300bd42
No, I just suck moisture out of ducks.
I was expecting a sarcastic explanation. I could have googled it, but it wouldn't have been half as much fun!
If one person mentions Eastenders, I will be banned from the forum for killing them.