Or maybe he has:
A)Found beer
B)Found Spambot
C)Gone on holiday
D)Lost his internet connection due to the total incompetence of [insert any ISP here]
E)Lost his mind... (small loss)
F)Defected to VS
G)Decided to admit that TFM and WM are the same person and he is now about to reveal all
A)Found beer
-> I doubt this would stop him - He would come on drunk...
B)Found Spambot
-> I think he is too old for Spambot...
C)Gone on holiday
-> He would have given some form of warning...
D)Lost his internet connection due to the total incompetence of [insert any ISP here]
-? Ok This could be true...
E)Lost his mind... (small loss)
-> This too, could be true...
F)Defected to VS
-> Nah, I couldn't see that happening
G)Decided to admit that TFM and WM are the same person and he is now about to reveal all
-> I am not WM