Can I ask anyone a serious question now?
When I'm trying to log in now, it takes me to www.schiffsim.de/forum
I am not German, I've never been German and it is unlikely I will so become... But it keeps re-directing me zerr and losing mi passvord and makingz me zthink I am germanz.
Itz is nein gut. Anzy vun of zuu noz vi ziz iz?
(The above is probably as close as I can get to speaking German. If anyone takes offence, then get a life).