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Author Topic: Investment Thoughts for Today  (Read 600 times)

Timbo

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Investment Thoughts for Today
« on: October 15, 2008, 10:19:16 »

Hi All,
       Got this a couple of days ago thought it hits the spot,not for the kids who use this forum
wait till you get a bit older.Very good one also keep smiling and every one else with smile with you  :) :) :)

                            Cheers Timbo  :)


Subject: Investment Thoughts for Today

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned
in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's time to laugh - not cry!
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