Any good comebacks?

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[firestar12]

Please? There are alot of rude people at my school and other places so i need them. Not necessarily rude ones, just ones that will baffle or befuddle them. 

[Ballast]

Just use your signature 

[Person264]

Laugh at them or punch them in the face, they won't expect either of those responses. Perhaps laughing at them would be better... Or walking away saying something funny. Make it loud enough for your friends to hear but quiet enough for the rudeboyz not to hear. they will hear your friends laughing and will get all confused cos they are stupid.

[trains]

that never worked for me.

[firestar12]

Just use your signature 

lol. That might work. Or jus bring up something SUPER RANDOM like i am good at

[llamalord]

I used to say some complete non-sense about the criminal mind.

[firestar12]

I used to say some complete non-sense about the criminal mind.

Can I have some examples?

[Water Weasel]

In my experience, snappy comebacks are an art that requires some natural talent. You either have it or you don't. Be careful when using such, you could get beat up. I was always small and I developed a way to use humor and snappy comebacks, but it can backfire. Rude people are stupid anyway and probably won't understand a snappy comeback.

Good luck,
WW