a poem for JOTD

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[Gloat]

I guess it was better than:

"Gloat said he had the best coat.
Arguing, we were sat in the boat.
The boat, bright red, was afloat in the moat.
Eventually, unable to resist, overboard we threw Gloat.
In a few days, Gloat will bloat,
And he will float with his coat in a moat near our boat.
 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!

Cant stop laughing.

Maybe you should add that in the Joke of the day topic.

[TerryRussell]

    

[Gloat]

Terry ate a berry
and the berry ate Terry
He and Gloat
were on an evil red sailing boat
Gloat laughed at the sight
As Terry got a painful bite

And Gloat was all alone
His boat went in motion
He was drifting out into the ocean
With no telephone

He began to panic - scream for advice
And then something heavy
landed onto the man-eating berry
It justed happened to be a Telecomunication divice

Then there was an awful smell
As the berry became sick
And Terry was vomited out as well

Terry screamed at Gloat
"Were are we? Tell me or I will make you drink evil red potion"
Gloat replied, "We are sinking in the middle of the ocean"

"And why is that?" asked Terry
who was covered in the remains of the berry
The boat began to sail at an angle
"Well," said Gloat. "Its because we are in the Bermuda Triangle"

[IRI5HJ4CK]

[Gloat]

What is there to get?

[saltydog]

 There was a Dutch guy with a neat nick..
 Who thought he would never get sea-sick..
  By a Shipsimming game..
  But oh, to his shame..
  The first time he heaved on his joystick..

[Gloat]

Japan has Haikus

Do you want to die?
I have some good equipment
Dont even try holding back

[Gloat]

five sylabbles
seven syllables
five sylabbles

[capn_cal]

Terry ate a berry
and the berry ate Terry
He and Gloat
were on an evil red sailing boat
Gloat laughed at the sight
As Terry got a painful bite

And Gloat was all alone
His boat went in motion
He was drifting out into the ocean
With no telephone

He began to panic - scream for advice
And then something heavy
landed onto the man-eating berry
It justed happened to be a Telecomunication divice

Then there was an awful smell
As the berry became sick
And Terry was vomited out as well

Terry screamed at Gloat
"Were are we? Tell me or I will make you drink evil red potion"
Gloat replied, "We are sinking in the middle of the ocean"

"And why is that?" asked Terry
who was covered in the remains of the berry
The boat began to sail at an angle
"Well," said Gloat. "Its because we are in the Bermuda Triangle"

LOL 

[yut12]

My attempt now, devoted to Ship Sim Harbour Masters.

None the more random a-forum,
Than the Ship Sim Harbour Masters doorum,
Open to anyone and everyone,
Am I making sense or am I not.

As I type it into the google bar,
Oh my, there you are.
With all your whitty banter about ships,
I read as I tuck into chips.

Oh how I love the taste of chips,
But none more than the amazing talk of ships.
With Ship Addict and all the gang,
It goes incredibly well with Amadeus Mozart, Wolfgang.

So it is for these very reasons that I do oh so love Ship Sim Harbour Masters,
Mastering The Simulator on a Ship, in the Harbour.
To Kapn Jonah, Barbossa, Bechjetkid and the crew,
I just want to say a big Thank You.

[Gloat]

Hi,

this topic is 1 month old now.

Possibally that is not that old. But yeah... good poem.

[yut12]

Hi,

this topic is 1 month old now.

Possibally that is not that old. But yeah... good poem.

Thanks! I agree, it's a bit old, but lets give SSHM some credit anyway!

[capn_cal]

everyone that has a poem on here (and if there will be in the future people that haven't done one that wants to) are all VERY nice, funny and........uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh well yeah funny again (i'm cc if ya haven't noticed yet)

[yut12]

Thanks very much CC! Nice to hear that from someone!