Ship Simulator

English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: Guni on September 08, 2007, 21:20:36

Title: The update
Post by: Guni on September 08, 2007, 21:20:36
Where can i find the new update to shipsim 2008?
On shipsim.com it says "No patches have been released yet" :'(
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 08, 2007, 21:23:43
Hiya :)

Firstly, may I suggest using the Search function, there are numerous links to the location of the topic in question :)

The topic you require is here:

http://www.shipsim.com/ShipSimForum/index.php/topic,2139.0.html

Please note, you will need a registered licence key to access this area :)

Regards.

DJM.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Guni on September 08, 2007, 21:43:03
Quote
Please note, you will need a registered licence key to access this area
GOT IT!  :) :) :) i just had to look up my licence key

Thanks
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 08, 2007, 22:28:17
You're welcome :)

Regards.

DJM.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 08, 2007, 23:05:19
Oh, is there a patch for 08 then DJM?  ;D

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: shipfan55 on September 08, 2007, 23:06:05
I'd really like to know what program they use to make dynamics for the ships...
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 08, 2007, 23:07:50
I'd like to know if the moon is made of cheese, but I guess I'll find out when those in charge want me to.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 08, 2007, 23:10:10
Oh, is there a patch for 08 then DJM?  ;D

Stu

The crowd look on as a deathly silence falls over the Forum :P

/me thinks (to himself), 'better get my gun out of the cupboard'


;D only joking of course........for now ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 08, 2007, 23:15:22
You threatening me again with the gun huh? and I've not even objectively and accurately described the 2nd worst ship film in the world to you.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: mvsmith on September 09, 2007, 06:12:29
The crowd look on as a deathly silence falls over the Forum :P


[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  :)!"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Agent|Austin on September 09, 2007, 06:15:01
*Scary*

Had to get my key again today cause I decided to run as admin so It could write the image files when I take in-game screenies :p

This topic is way off-topic but OMG DJM HAS A GUN!?! Dad has a rifle and a pistol :p

Did I mention the big baton-zapper thing for when bad people get around the house :p
Title: Re: The update
Post by: marcstrat on September 09, 2007, 06:38:36
[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  :)!"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister

Greetings,
This is great,you took a few lines out of a book.
We have alot of quality/potentiale among our members.
This way you gave a very nice/funny view,of this situation.
However,we both know,it wont be that hard between these two guy's.
Regards
Marc
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 09, 2007, 09:55:19
[RWP]DJM’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Stu:

"When you say that,  :)!"
 
And he looked at Stu across the table. Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room.

The Virginian, Horseman of the Plains — Owen Wister


That is very funny :D

Of course, we are only joking......just a little banter between the team ;)

I don't really have a gun Agent|Austin, that would be illegal in our Country ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 09, 2007, 13:46:23
I don't really have a gun Agent|Austin, that would be illegal in our Country ;)
Could you possibly tell that to all the people taking part in drive by shootings, please?

Ah. ah. ah. I know what you're thinking. Has he used his quota of witty comebacks today. Tell you in truth, in all the excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. And being that this witticism is a Stu-humour and can blow your comedy clean off your post, you've got to ask yourself is 'do I feel lucky'. Well, do you, Punk?'

Insp Stuart 'Dirty' Moderator

EDIT: For anyone under the age of 30- this is a play on the Dirty harry films. It doesn't mean I'm threatening Mr DJM (yet :P ) and nor do I necessarily think he's a member of the punk movement ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Shipaddict on September 09, 2007, 13:47:40
Very small font there stuart. Suspicious! ;D
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 09, 2007, 13:48:40
Very small font there stuart. Suspicious! ;D

I actually zoomed-in to check that ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Shipaddict on September 09, 2007, 13:49:36
I actually zoomed-in to check that ;)

What did it say? I tried to zoom but it didn't get bigger ::)

Typical!
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 09, 2007, 13:51:21
There's an easy way to check small fonts... Try using the 'lateral thinking' feature. Thats a clue, btw.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 09, 2007, 13:53:25
Yes... sorry. you have to go to Comet or somewhere like it and buy a MASSIVE widescreen plasma screen... then it will show up bigger.  ;D

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Shipaddict on September 09, 2007, 13:54:29
Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked! ;D

Who's the Shipaddict? ;)


I'M the Shipaddict!
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 09, 2007, 13:55:17
Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked! ;D

Who's the Shipaddict? ;)


I'M the Shipaddict!

LOL, you da Shipaddict alright :D
Title: Re: The update
Post by: shipfan55 on September 09, 2007, 15:44:56
wow,this topic is really getting off-topic!i can write in small text too
or BIG TEXT


SORRY ABOUT THIS GOING OF TOPIC

peace,
     sh!pf@n55.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 09, 2007, 17:08:30
Easier way. Copy it and paste into word processor and make bigger font. And it worked! ;D

Who's the Shipaddict? ;)


I'M the Shipaddict!

Easier way than that... you just press the quote button and it will repeat what was written. Regardless of size (read it and then either quote or delete quote and reply normally).

Whose the genius? ;)

I'm the genius!

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Shipaddict on September 09, 2007, 17:19:52
Easier way than that... you just press the quote button and it will repeat what was written. Regardless of size (read it and then either quote or delete quote and reply normally).

Whose the genius? ;)

I'm the genius!

Stu

Bah Humbug! ;D

I have to say you're the genius.

BTW: I thought you had you rhead in sand... :D
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 09, 2007, 20:56:33
Bah Humbug! ;D

I have to say you're the genius.
I am indeed.

BTW: I thought you had you rhead in sand... :D
I did for a while, but unfortunately I was developing severe inability to breath. But I now know what a camels rump must suffer.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Agent|Austin on September 10, 2007, 03:26:06
I don't really have a gun Agent|Austin, that would be illegal in our Country ;)

People would kill everyone if they didn't have guns here. If you don't have a gun you die over here if your not in the city :p

Do have to have a license though :p
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 10, 2007, 20:36:27
People would kill everyone if they didn't have guns here. If you don't have a gun you die over here if your not in the city :p

Do have to have a license though :p
Kill everyone if they didn't have a gun???

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 10, 2007, 21:45:13
Kill everyone if they didn't have a gun???

Stu

Hmm... that's what I thought  ??? lol

and DJM it's not illegal to have a gun in the UK as long as you have a license  ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 10, 2007, 21:51:26
and DJM it's not illegal to have a gun in the UK as long as you have a license  ;)
My word how we have slipped off topic  :-[ my fault.

Can you get a licence for weapons these days? I thought you had to be in the army or police.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Wout on September 11, 2007, 09:14:20
My word how we have slipped off topic  :-[ my fault.

Can you get a licence for weapons these days? I thought you had to be in the army or police.

Stu
Shooting is a sport, at least in the Netherlands you can retrieve a license.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Lanedre on September 11, 2007, 14:11:34
Shooting is a sport, at least in the Netherlands you can retrieve a license.
In Norway to ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2007, 14:43:42
Shooting is quite common in Britain.. but if you watch international news stations you probably know this.  :o

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 11, 2007, 14:47:25
Shooting is quite common in Britain.. but if you watch international news stations you probably know this.  :o

Stu

That's why I'm glad about living in the middle of nowhere in a quiet place such as Norfolk  ;D
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2007, 14:48:20
Could always go out and shoot a few wild potatoes then :)

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 11, 2007, 14:50:43
Could always go out and shoot a few wild potatoes then :)

Stu


lol, actually, since I posted that I thought about how much shooting goes on around here. So really it is far from quiet in the county  :D

We often hear shooting when the shooting club come to shoot the pigeons. We also have deer round here, so we could shoot those too. Thankfully no one does though  :)

I live in a small detached house, there are lots of fields around here and I have a huge forest at the end of my garden  :)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2007, 14:57:07
I like east anglia. used to go regularly for business... once east past peterborough or newmarket (depends on the way I went)... lovely drive...

I dont understand why it is so difficult to cross anglia though. train, bus, car- go basically via london. Still if the government gets its way then anglia will be renamed megacity 1- 'the home of concrete'.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 11, 2007, 15:06:21
I like east anglia. used to go regularly for business... once east past peterborough or newmarket (depends on the way I went)... lovely drive...

I dont understand why it is so difficult to cross anglia though. train, bus, car- go basically via london. Still if the government gets its way then anglia will be renamed megacity 1- 'the home of concrete'.

Stu


Well where I live, between Norfolk and Great Yarmouth, there is a long main road where you can almost get from Norfolk through to Great Yarmouth. This road passes through or near Wroxham, Horning, Stalham (Where I live), Potter Heigham, Martham, Ormsby and a few other small places. So really, the main part of North Norfolk is fairly easy to get around although it takes some time depending on where you'd like to go.

Norfolk is a beautiful place, specially just here. I have fields all around me, and the Norfolk Broads is a lovely place to come to if you want to relax and unwind whilst navigating a boat up and around Horning. Beautiful rivers with riverside properties.

I'd love the Norfolk Broads to be modelled on ship sim, but being such a small part of britain I am almost certain that it wouldn't be.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2007, 15:11:35
The norfolk broads are fascinating indeed. I think they would make a good subject for modelling, but, alas, I agree it is not likely to be at the top of the list for vstep (I think the inland waterwys of the netherlands may one day, AS A GUESS).

I remember seeing a canal narrow boat go into the north sea at kings lynn... and having to be rescued some time later in the day. I imagine they aren't allowed to do it now anyway.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 11, 2007, 15:14:59
No, non-sea going boats are not really allowed to navigate into the sea beyond Great Yarmouth, especially hire craft.
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2007, 15:19:38
Back in the mid 80s, they were advised against, but permitted to go through if they insisted (maybe they had to sign a disclaimer).

I know there was a case of 2 narrow boats lashed together that went across to Dover straits. Even with the protective covers and lashed together for stability- I would not have liked to be on it. Those tiny ripples below a car ferry suddenly seem bigger when you are down on the sea surface like that. Mad people.

Stu
Title: Re: The update
Post by: [RWP]DJM on September 11, 2007, 21:59:42
and DJM it's not illegal to have a gun in the UK as long as you have a license  ;)

Sorry for the late-ish reply.....been having some R & R ;)

In my own little world, it's illegal........guns should ALL be melted down to make ships :D

I know.....I've finally 'lost it' ::) ;)
Title: Re: The update
Post by: Captain Spencer on September 11, 2007, 22:36:31
Sorry for the late-ish reply.....been having some R & R ;)

In my own little world, it's illegal........guns should ALL be melted down to make ships :D

I know.....I've finally 'lost it' ::) ;)

Well...  :D  ::)