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Title: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 08:30:12
Yep,

It's pancake day here again... Who's a tosser today?
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 10:44:03
I'm not going to rise to the bait, but I will say that I look forward to Pancake Day than Valentine's day. So I probably am a tosser...
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:02:31
I'm not going to rise to the bait, but I will say that I look forward to Pancake Day than Valentine's day. So I probably am a tosser...
I have promised Mad Fred that I would stop arguing, so I guess I'll have to accept you are right on that one.
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Mad_Fred on February 16, 2010, 11:07:01
I have promised Mad Fred that I would stop arguing..


No you didnt!
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:11:00
You won't fool me into arguing, Mr High and Mighty Admin!
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Mad_Fred on February 16, 2010, 11:14:47
hahaha...   :doh:   :thumbs:
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:15:43
 :angel:

I don't know what you mean, Mr Admin...
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Mad_Fred on February 16, 2010, 11:17:22
Don't worry Stu, neither do I!

Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:18:42
Ah yes, only you two could have an argument about NOT arguing...
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:22:35
BTW, since you are here Mr Fred, I have an idea to stop the incessent rubbish in some topics...

Have you seen a film called "Life of Brian"? (In Netherlands it is probably called something like "Het leven van Brian von messiah")

Well, there they stone people to-DEATH... For uttering the words of our yeasty spread, you are to be stoned to death...

Although in Netherlands (Amsterdam) being stoned takes on a whole new meaning... :lol:

Ah yes, only you two could have an argument about NOT arguing...
Oh no we could NOT.  >:(
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Mad_Fred on February 16, 2010, 11:59:03
 ;D  Yeah, I have seen it. Many times.

We might try that approach at one point, but the next of kin might really get worked up, afterwards.  ::)




 
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 12:19:01
We might try that approach at one point, but the next of kin might really get worked up, afterwards.  ::)
Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left. ONE cross each...

It could be worse. You could be stabbed...

Stoning, crucifixion, stabbing... Lets face it, it's the only way to keep law and order in a place like this!
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: jammydodger on February 16, 2010, 23:15:30
''Crucifixion?"
"No actually, there's been a mistake, I'm actually allowed to go."
"OK then, mate, off you go!"
"Ahh, no! I was only messing with you!"
"Alright then. Out of the door, line on the left. One cross each."

If you think stoning, crucifixion and stabbing is good law keeping, what about Brian's mum as the World Leader!?  :doh:
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: --tractorman-- on February 16, 2010, 23:26:58
Got that film on my iPod, extremely funny

'alright pipe it dow-' SMACK
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: McGherkin on February 17, 2010, 10:11:39
'EE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, 'EE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!'

Hilarious.
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: --tractorman-- on February 17, 2010, 10:47:01
'EE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, 'EE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!'

Hilarious.

Brilliant, totally brilliant

*turns on tv and puts it on..*
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: McGherkin on February 17, 2010, 10:52:43
I think this man tosses pancakes, don't you?
(http://www.treehugger.com/gordon-brown-community.jpg)
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: --tractorman-- on February 17, 2010, 11:05:16
A bit more than just a pancake tosser if you ask me...
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: jammydodger on February 17, 2010, 13:25:10
*watches awesome video about Gordon Brown doing what he does on pancake day* It's brilliant... All the singer needs is a Scottish accent  :doh:
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 20:15:34
''Crucifixion?"
"No actually, there's been a mistake, I'm actually allowed to go."
"OK then, mate, off you go!"
"Ahh, no! I was only messing with you!"
"Alright then. Out of the door, line on the left. One cross each."

If you think stoning, crucifixion and stabbing is good law keeping, what about Brian's mum as the World Leader!?  :doh:
WRONG. TOTALLY WRONG!

Crucifixion?
Yes.
Good, now out of the door line on the left, one cross each.
Cruucifixion?
Err. no. They said I hadn't done anything wrong, so I could go live on an island somewhere.
Oh well, then off you go.
Nah, I'm only pulling your leg.
Oh well-
Yeah I know, out of the door one cross each, line on the left.
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 20:16:07
A bit more than just a pancake tosser if you ask me...

Judging by the position of his hand, he isn't THAT kind of tosser...
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: jammydodger on February 18, 2010, 21:29:25
@Stu: I have only watched it once... Know it all...  ;)
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 21:30:05
@Stu: I have only watched it once... Know it all...  ;)

Oh well. One born every minute.


(that's a quote, not an insult)
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: jammydodger on February 18, 2010, 21:32:14
 :P
I wish The Life of Brian was a longer film... It just ends... There COULD be more, despite the fact that people say "Yes, it could have been longer, but how?"
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 21:38:41
Hmph. When films are made too long or have sequels, the comedy value is generally diminished as they try to find material to put in it
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: jammydodger on February 18, 2010, 22:02:37
I get ya there. But some films NEED to have sequels... It's sad that they make themselves self destruct (no continuation capability) with so many films.
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 18, 2010, 22:45:13
Most sequels are rubbish though.. And for a good reason
Title: Re: A bunch of tossers!
Post by: McGherkin on February 18, 2010, 22:48:45
They need to make a sequel to the Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift


just because.

(http://vladi5531.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-fast-and-the-furious-tokyo-drift-20060501051112887.jpg)