Ship Simulator
English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: Stuart2007 on December 02, 2009, 20:20:59
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I realise this should be in the German forum, but I can't speak German and many Germans can speak English.
I would like to apologise to Germany for all the Lowenbrau that I've just consumed. And I hope Germany still has some lager left somewhere.
Tomorrow, I shall be apologising for the amount of Rennie, Lucazade and dog hair that I've taken to cure this problem this evening.
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das ist keine problem.
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das ist keine problem.
He's Drunk...
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I'm sure the Löwenbrau brewers will be sending you a Christmas package.. ;D
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He's Drunk...
who me or stu? i know he's drunk, but me? not at the moment :evil:
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who me or stu? i know he's drunk, but me? not at the moment :evil:
Stu is
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Stu is
When isn't he?
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When isn't he?
Hopefully when he gets his birthday present of a quick trip up the M2...
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but he can always turn to his sobering jars of marmite!
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Stu is
Nein!
I'm sure the Löwenbrau brewers will be sending you a Christmas package.. ;D
Just not more Lownbrau, please!
When isn't he?
98.65% of my waking hours
Hopefully when he gets his birthday present of a quick trip up the M2...
A quick trip up something at the end of the M2... (the M25, ahem)
but he can always turn to his sobering jars of marmite!
I could think of worse things- such as winning the Euro lottery
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I think they should lock your computer up when you're drunk!
Tomorrow, I shall be apologising for the amount of... ...dog hair that I've taken to cure this problem this evening.
and the pet dog...
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I think they should lock your computer up when you're drunk!
and the pet dog...
I'm OK.. hic... it wore off very quickly.
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I'm OK.. hic... it wore off very quickly.
Of course...
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I'm OK.. hic... it wore off very quickly.
nice try, you're NOT getting the dog back until the hiccups stop.
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nice try, you're NOT getting the dog back until the hiccups stop.
OK... It's your carpet.
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Are you still in Germany?
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No. London.... Just a German themed pub... I'm home now.
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No. London.... Just a German themed pub... I'm home now.
Okay I thought you were actually in Germany...
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Okay I thought you were actually in Germany...
I might well have been, but then I sobered up...
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I might well have been, but then I sobered up...
You may even have been in Dover-Calais in the Same Environment...
The question is... can you sail in a straight line...?
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You may even have been in Dover-Calais in the Same Environment...
The question is... can you sail in a straight line...?
Anyone who sails in a straight line in DCINSE is mad... there's ships, sandbanks, boats and France in the way.
BTW I was watching 'Sea Patrol' last night... With the Anglian Monarch... I didn't know the GBCG is privatised!!!
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Anyone who sails in a straight line in DCINSE is mad... there's ships, sandbanks, boats and France in the way.
BTW I was watching 'Sea Patrol' last night... With the Anglian Monarch... I didn't know the GBCG is privatised!!!
Ehhh, isnt sea patrol Australian? ;D
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He? Real Germans won't drink that stuff, especially not those, coming from the North. There are several higher grades available, so your apologies should be directed to the people from Bavarian only! ::)
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He? Real Germans won't drink that stuff, especially not those, coming from the North.
I guess that's why Germany exports its to GB ;D
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He? Real Germans won't drink that stuff, especially not those, coming from the North. There are several higher grades available, so your apologies should be directed to the people from Bavarian only! ::)
Stu is going to be saddened by this...
BTW Been to Bavaria - lovely place :2thumbs:
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I know Heineken exports their low grade stuff to the US, they love it.. ;D
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I know Heineken exports their low grade stuff to the US, they love it.. ;D
Even the new James Bond girl digs it ;D
(http://www.brandweek.com/bw/photos/stylus/35941-Bond_Heineken.jpg)
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It still tastes better than American beer.. ;D
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It still tastes better than American beer.. ;D
Never touch the stuff...
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How about Danish beer..? ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZpsSOwxcw
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Nah I don't drink :angel:
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I wonder if Stu is still awake...
I somehow doubt it...
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Probally sleeping with his head on his keyboard, waking up tommorow with QWERTY as a mirror image on his forehead ;D
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Probally sleeping with his head on his keyboard, waking up tommorow with QWERTY as a mirror image on his forehead ;D
I bet...
He'll probably brake his keyboard
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I bet...
He'll probably brake his keyboard
No, I didn't break my keyboard.
I wonder if Stu is still awake...
I somehow doubt it...
:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:
Don't know about Heinken refreshing the parts other beers don't reach, but I bet the bond girl will
Bottman,
I tried speaking in my very limited German vocabulary, but as it's a travelling exhibition across all Europe (and Britain), only one person was actually German- the rest looked bemused at my German attempts; based on their language patterns, I'd say most were Eastern European such as Slovaks, Czechs and Polish (at least I can speak Polish and a bit of Hungarian)
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uuhh a beer conversation, if you want to try great beer, try the faroese beer, it's really great, has won many awards, but danish beer is great too.
Btw did any of you see the new beer from Scotland Tactical Nuclear Penguin, apparently it has a volume on 32%, too high in my opinium.
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Canadian Beer :) But overseas is also good aswell as someone previously mentioned better than that american stuff :P
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Canadian Beer :) But overseas is also good aswell as someone previously mentioned better than that american stuff :P
are you old enough to taste this thing then matt :police: ;D
BDW is this a commercial for beer ??? ???
TJK ;D
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BTW Been to Bavaria - lovely place :2thumbs:
Agree - but their beer is quite "scandinavic" thin, compared to others from Germany... ;)
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Bottman,
I notice that you refer to Bavarians as 'them' in the same as English refer to Scottish or Welsh as 'that lot'... Is there really a pronounced rivalry between Bavaria and the rest of Germany?
BTW... I always assumed that it was Germany that first went for cold lager; but now I'm told that it is traditional to be only 5 degrees below room temperature. I noticed that people were drinking it in a more relaxed fashion than the muppets in the nearby 'spoons' who were downing their nearly-frozen Stella at X gallons per hour.
??? Also, for some odd reason, when I awoke this morning, I had QWERTY... imprinted on my forehead... Very strange ???
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??? Also, for some odd reason, when I awoke this morning, I had QWERTY... imprinted on my forehead... Very strange ???
lol
:doh:
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Bottman,
I notice that you refer to Bavarians as 'them' in the same as English refer to Scottish or Welsh as 'that lot'... Is there really a pronounced rivalry between Bavaria and the rest of Germany?
BTW... I always assumed that it was Germany that first went for cold lager; but now I'm told that it is traditional to be only 5 degrees below room temperature. I noticed that people were drinking it in a more relaxed fashion than the muppets in the nearby 'spoons' who were downing their nearly-frozen Stella at X gallons per hour.
??? Also, for some odd reason, when I awoke this morning, I had QWERTY... imprinted on my forehead... Very strange ???
Yepp, it is the same here: Germany and Bavaria - two sides of the same coin. The true promise of drinking beer in Germany means, that it has to last at least 7 minutes to fill the glass from the beer barrel. It is not that fast-beer-culture as unsual in other countries! Strange, eh!?
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7 minutes to pour it??? :o
Can always try Gluhwein... As long as you don't mind dying right after! Easier to drink concrete ;D
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I Have translated it and put it on the German board for you
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Have you seen the size of the beer glasses in Germany..? Those waitresses must be very strong.. ;D
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I Have translated it and put it on the German board for you
lol
Stu will be pleased...
Link?
Have you seen the size of the beer glasses in Germany..? Those waitresses must be very strong.. ;D
(http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/extreme_muscle_man.jpg)
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Thanks Capt C.
TFM... PLEASE tell me that is trick photography...
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Thanks Capt C.
TFM... PLEASE tell me that is trick photography...
I just searched for Mrs Muscle - and that came up...
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MRS muscle??? I suppose under all those muscles it's errr... hard to tell :o
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MRS muscle??? I suppose under all those muscles it's errr... hard to tell :o
I know...
I am fairly sure, with my knoweldge of Spambot ::) , that it is a man...
Though I could be wrong...
(I hope not though cause I don;t want to be banned...)
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What do you think the weather will be next year?
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What do you think the weather will be next year?
That was random...
Varying...
Cold Winter, Wet Spring...
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I think it will either be warm or cold. Dry or wet. Snowy or not.
I think that is about as accurate as the Met office...
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I like your predictions... !:)
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I would also like to predict that Capt. Cadets (there, incidentally is an oxymoron for whoever wanted to know what an oxymoron is (and no, it has nothing to do with being a moron!)) translation on the German forum was inaccurate and gets deleted.
I would also like to predict that Stuart2007 calls CC a well meaning, but less than perfect translator, CC never tries to translate again for me without asking first, and that we all live happily ever after again.*
*Except TFM who is still awaiting DCINSE...
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I would also like to predict that Capt. Cadets (there, incidentally is an oxymoron for whoever wanted to know what an oxymoron is (and no, it has nothing to do with being a moron!)) translation on the German forum was inaccurate and gets deleted.
I would also like to predict that Stuart2007 calls CC a well meaning, but less than perfect translator, CC never tries to translate again for me without asking first, and that we all live happily ever after again.*
*Except TFM who is still awaiting DCINSE...
Lets hope I don't wait too long...
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Lets hope I don't wait too long...
1st quarter next year, if mmmmmmmmmmms screnshot isn't faked!
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are you old enough to taste this thing then matt :police: ;D
BDW is this a commercial for beer ??? ???
TJK ;D
Old Enough...Legally,no :P At home...Why Not ;D
My parents let me have a sip or two or three ::)
And my grandma's red whine is very nice :)