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Title: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 09, 2008, 22:36:15: This was to funny when it went in the air ??? :D :) ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 09, 2008, 22:49:45: Neat! ;D ;D ;D

Was that in MP? And when?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 10, 2008, 01:34:08: no this was in free roam and it was about 2 1/2 hours ago after this post
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Agent|Austin on March 10, 2008, 02:33:15: it happened After you posted it? Wow you time travel. :p

I think this is suppose to be on flight simulator forums. :D

Hehe Was it faster to fly or sail?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: JHB on March 10, 2008, 08:44:12: LOL! It will probably take sometime until you run out of fuel. I bet the main rockets are working really hard now to get your tanker-shaped space shuttle into space ;D

"His is NASA headquarters, how can I help you sir...?"
"Yeah this is John McCane reporting..."
"Roger... go ahead"
"Yes sir! We have just observed a unidentified object at position..."
"Roger.... can you describe it"
"Ehm.... yes sir! It looks like a tanker sir..."
"Sorry... can you please repeat your last message"
"SIR! It looks like a tanker..."
"..."
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 10, 2008, 09:47:12: Quote from: white runner on March 10, 2008, 01:34:08
no this was in free roam and it was about 2 1/2 hours ago after this post

You obviously have the Ship/Time Simulator 2033 program installed....
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: [SJ]Stein on March 10, 2008, 20:12:33: This does remind me of an episode of "pigs in space" in the muppetshow some time ago... ;)

regards,

Frankestein
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Agent|Austin on March 10, 2008, 20:15:12: Quote from: [SJ]Stein on March 10, 2008, 20:12:33
This does remind me of an episode of "pigs in space" in the muppetshow some time ago... ;)

regards,

Frankestein

"Pigs In Space" was like "Tankers In Space" ???
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on March 10, 2008, 21:18:50: Well,
Ground controle to major Tom,
Take your protein pills,and put your helmet on.
Great shots,only in the wrong sim ;D :Di think ???
Marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 10, 2008, 21:22:32: lol thanks guys all your post are so funny especly marcstras "Well,
Ground controle to major Tom,
Take your protein pills,and put your helmet on" LOL HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 10, 2008, 21:41:28: There was a problem with MP servers a short while ago and tankers were seen orbiting oround VTS in Southampton.

Although I drove past there last week, I'm happy to say that life did not imitate art!
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: huang yu po peter on March 11, 2008, 12:18:03: V1...Rotate....V2..................Positive right, gear up. Haha, how does your tanker lift off the water? Do you hit something, or is it a bug? I had experienced that too, i was playing the mission i created: Powerboat Final, and one of my enemy AI powerboat just took off in front of me, fly at high speed and land , that is cheating!! I suppose that it is a software bug.
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: huang yu po peter on March 11, 2008, 12:20:49: At about 98000 feets? that is the largest aircraft i ever seen! Haha! ;D :D :)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 11, 2008, 22:38:11: lol, no my tanker went in the air when I ran out of ground my bow depth and stern was at 0.0m and as soon as my stern hit 0.0 I just went up in a second lol
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on March 12, 2008, 00:01:47: White runner,
Maybe you are one of the creators of a new Star trek movie,you are here incognito.
This way you wanted to promote a new spacecraft for that movie ??? ??? ;D ;D
Marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 12, 2008, 01:23:34: YEA! I would be the first lol :D the first oil tanker to go into space HAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 16, 2008, 20:40:44: ty
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Explorer 84 on March 16, 2008, 20:48:48: Cool this tanker is cool hawe did you do that.And you are tring to say that in game you can rune out of fuel because this is ok i meen cool.Nice.
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on March 16, 2008, 21:54:55: This are shots made by the crew of the space-shuttle.
I think White runner,is one of the crewmembers,however he does not want to say that to us. :D :D
marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 19, 2008, 23:57:58: hahahhahahahh yep but your helmets on boy were going in hahahaha
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: pupuveve on March 30, 2008, 02:50:37: How did you do that?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 30, 2008, 03:15:29: idk I just ran out of ground and then boom I'm in the air
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on March 30, 2008, 08:14:23: I think thats not completely true :D
Just went into the air,afther you took in some special fuel(the one that the spaceshuttle normaly has)than i think White runner,pressed the button for starting the countdown(maybe by accident)i dont know ???
And as you saw this was the result :D :D :D :D
The moral of this story,well.Dont press any buttons,untill you know whats it for :D :D ???
You see what can happen :D :D :D
Marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 30, 2008, 17:15:13: Quote from: marcstrat on March 30, 2008, 08:14:23
I think thats not completely true :D
Just went into the air,afther you took in some special fuel(the one that the spaceshuttle normaly has)than i think White runner,pressed the button for starting the countdown(maybe by accident)i dont know ???
And as you saw this was the result :D :D :D :D
The moral of this story,well.Dont press any buttons,untill you know whats it for :D :D ???
You see what can happen :D :D :D
Marc
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 17:54:24: Quote from: white runner on March 30, 2008, 17:15:13
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

This thread now wins the award for the most smiley faces!
;D ;D ;D ;D :D :) ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Captain Best on March 30, 2008, 18:13:02: Quote from: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 17:54:24
This thread now wins the award for the most smiley faces!
;D ;D ;D ;D :D :) ;D
hehe you correct ;D. are you going give something to white runner. a little gift?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 18:37:25: Yeah, a free smiley face. Here you go: ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Captain Best on March 30, 2008, 18:52:37: Quote from: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 18:37:25
Yeah, a free smiley face. Here you go: ;D
L-O-L
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: RMS Gigantic on March 30, 2008, 18:54:33: *snatches smiley*

HAHA! IT'S MINE NOW, BWA HA HA HA!

;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 19:08:57: Quote from: RMS Gigantic on March 30, 2008, 18:54:33
*snatches smiley*

HAHA! IT'S MINE NOW, BWA HA HA HA!

;D

Whatever you, keep it away from any others you may have, or they'll breed in vast numbers. That might turn this forum into a happy place, and we don't want that, now do we? ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: RMS Gigantic on March 30, 2008, 19:13:21: too late...

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Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on March 30, 2008, 19:21:01: hehe you correct . are you going give something to white runner. a little gift?

Yes,i will :D
an extra few gallons of fuel :D :D :D
I'm sure he will use it wisely :D :D :D
Marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Captain Best on March 30, 2008, 19:22:26: Quote from: marcstrat on March 30, 2008, 19:21:01
hehe you correct . are you going give something to white runner. a little gift?

Yes,i will :D
an extra few gallons of fuel :D :D :D
I'm sure he will use it wisely :D :D :D
Marc
hehe. *falling off the chair* ;D :D :D :D
:D ;) :) :D ;D :D :) :D :D ;) 8) :P
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 30, 2008, 22:13:29: I want my smile back and a couple hundreds of dollars ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TJK on March 30, 2008, 23:53:48: Quote from: white runner on March 09, 2008, 22:36:15
This was to funny when it went in the air ??? :D :) ;D
Are you trying to make a new airplane model for the next version of Microsoft Flight Simulator? That had been funny :D :D ;D
The best rear picks I have seen for a long time :D (http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10209.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
TJK
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 30, 2008, 23:56:16: Quote from: TJK on March 30, 2008, 23:53:48
Are you trying to make a new airplane model for the next version of Microsoft Flight Simulator? That had been funny :D :D ;D
The best rear picks I have seen for a long time :D
TJK

Hi ;D TJK. :D

This ;D is :D the :) best ;D thread :) to ;D be :D in, ;D I ;D think. ;D Happy, ;D happy, ;D happy.
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TJK on March 31, 2008, 00:06:00: That I second Terry
Lot of fun stuff in here for sure
TJK ;D :D ;) :)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: RMS Gigantic on March 31, 2008, 00:40:44: rofl
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 31, 2008, 02:18:24: well I'm trying my best to make a new model for flight simulator lol the name is "Tanker Winds" lol nice name eh hahahahahhahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TJK on March 31, 2008, 03:38:57: Quote from: white runner on March 31, 2008, 02:18:24
well I'm trying my best to make a new model for flight simulator lol the name is "Tanker Winds" lol nice name eh hahahahahhahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A god name that and you can do modifications so other plain can come to you and refuel if necessary :D :D :D
TJK
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Captain Best on March 31, 2008, 13:57:11: Quote from: TJK on March 31, 2008, 03:38:57
A god name that and you can do modifications so other plain can come to you and refuel if necessary :D :D :D
TJK
should we change the topic name to, my smiley is in air. ;D :D ;) :)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on March 31, 2008, 20:48:43: nahhhh :D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on March 31, 2008, 23:07:55: Oh dear.

Some-one has really upset my smiley in another thread.

(http://217.45.209.217/images/cussing.gif)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 01, 2008, 01:52:03: remove that smile no anger in here lol but seriously
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TJK on April 01, 2008, 03:13:09: (http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10209.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)

Here you have some suitable

(http://i31.tinypic.com/j13x1v.jpg)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Captain Best on April 01, 2008, 15:35:08: This is a smiley topic i think! just look at this topic. ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on April 01, 2008, 18:27:13: Quote from: TerryRussell on March 31, 2008, 23:07:55
Oh dear.

Some-one has really upset my smiley in another thread.

(http://217.45.209.217/images/cussing.gif)

Oh dear, it's got worse. The smiley's mother is upset as well: (http://217.45.209.217/images/aggravated.gif)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TJK on April 01, 2008, 18:42:16: Quote from: TerryRussell on April 01, 2008, 18:27:13
Oh dear, it's got worse. The smiley's mother is upset as well: (http://217.45.209.217/images/aggravated.gif)
here are a par nice one (http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10146.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
(http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-8377.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)

(http://planetsmilies.net/ill-violated-dead-smiley-5387.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)

(http://planetsmilies.net/machine-smiley-7609.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 01, 2008, 20:14:51: issues mate
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on April 01, 2008, 22:01:37: Quote from: white runner on April 01, 2008, 20:14:51
issues mate

Don't worry. We're not judgemental about your issues. Have as many as you like. Absolutely no probem.
;D ;D :D ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: kojak on April 01, 2008, 23:30:38: como eu faÃ§o pra mi cadastra pra joga online ???
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 02, 2008, 01:32:54: no I was talking about your guys issues :)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: RMS Gigantic on April 02, 2008, 02:14:30: let's see how my smiles are doing!

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Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: marcstrat on April 02, 2008, 07:00:37: It's very strange,that a matter of flying tankers,can get into smiley things.
However it's very funny.
On the otherhand,maybe get this back on topic,it's not on the small talk board.Keep that in mind.
Marc
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on April 02, 2008, 18:19:36: Quote from: marcstrat on April 02, 2008, 07:00:37
It's very strange,that a matter of flying tankers,can get into smiley things.
However it's very funny.
On the otherhand,maybe get this back on topic,it's not on the small talk board.Keep that in mind.
Marc

It is very difficult to be serious when talking about flying tankers and other ships. Other than "sometimes a ship will appear to fly, presumably due to a programming error somewhere", what else can be said that is on topic? We have to be able to have at least one light-hearted thread on this forum.

I'd hope that there will be a lot of Lattitude in this matter in ths thread. (Joe King!) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 02, 2008, 20:53:04: guys please keep this about my tanker or jokes about the tanker or I will delete this topic
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: TerryRussell on April 02, 2008, 20:57:35: Hey White Runner.

That WAS a tanker joke. "Lattitude"? Sorry if it was too complex, but I understood it.

Anyway, apart from "yeah, seen a tanker fly", what else can be said?

And I don't think that threatening people who are just having some fun is very useful. Like all threads, this one said all that was useful quite quickly and then drifted into general chatter before it finally crumbles and dies. Why the surprise about "your" thread?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 03, 2008, 01:53:23: just any jokes about the tanker but not about smiles ;)
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Stuart2007 on April 03, 2008, 21:56:36: The RAF recently signed a deal for large aerial tankers for the new 'Typhoon/Eurofighter'. The battle was to be between Airbus and Boeing for the contract.

Maybe there is a new contender...

Oh, Terry... I got the lattitude thing. Good play on words. Like it.
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: RMS Gigantic on April 03, 2008, 23:19:39: Can the titanic fly?
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 04, 2008, 00:27:40: doubt it lol
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: Stuart2007 on April 04, 2008, 00:28:11: Never heard of a seaplane???
Title: Re: My Tanker Is In The Air
Post by: white runner on April 04, 2008, 00:30:18: yea but I used this insted