I have heard that Marmite is actually a medicine..
It cures a wide range of things...
Like headaches, broken bones, PMS, athlete's foot, ulcers, gastritis, pneumonia, tuberculosis, shell shock, pink eye, a series of psychological disorders and of course dyslexia..
And the only drawback is that it tastes like licking a cat's bum.. that's not too bad, I reckon...
Brovil, anyone?
Fred