What the h*** did you do to get two months. 
Apparently "Assualt"
I was TAing and this group was talking in the middle of the QUITE room and I told them to get back to work and the girl was having some issues with being seperated with her "friends" so they left but she refused and then grabbed my waist, I hit her arm away because she was like squeezing with all her might. Then my friend Chris went and got the teacher and she just saw me hitting her arm away and they suspended me without an end date.
So we are going to court now over my civil rights of an education.
So after having two awards on my wall for being the best technical person in the school that does all the troubleshooting and fixing they suspend me.
The only reason I even liked that school was because when they had assemblies (like once a week) I got to skip the whole day with seting up, and I even got a nice little badge so I could be anywhere anytime with no reason, and those days I also had a key to the whole school.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LL6UHXv-u88
One of the assemblies I helped with.
I also worked with some kids from the African Country of Uganda we had a fundraiser to get them school supplies. They are very nice kids and once they get out of their country are very fun. I thinked I played with them more that day then I actually did anything for their assembly.
For some reason the other dude that just so happened to have a USB stick with Linux Knoppix on it and gave it to me, seemed to like to use the Windows XP boot song for most of the assemblies when everyone is entering.
I would have to say my favorite "assembly" would have to be the talent show. So much could go wrong (and it did when our old CD player messed up) and everything is different and since I was running lights it was fun! Of course I couldn't have done it without our principle that gave me the key to everything I needed and trusted me...
