Topic: Marmite (Read 216981 times)

dharl · « **Reply #200 on:** December 11, 2007, 17:07:06 »

The way i spell it would count for double!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #201 on:** December 16, 2007, 12:52:09 »

Dear all,

Can I 'respectfuly'

remind everyone that it was not me, but Dharl who started the Marmite arguement...

dharl · « **Reply #202 on:** December 16, 2007, 21:17:55 »

what me! I ALWAYS get the blame!!!

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #203 on:** December 16, 2007, 21:20:02 »

Quote from: dharl on December 16, 2007, 21:17:55

what me! I ALWAYS get the blame!!!

I wonder why! when disrespecting Marmite.

http://www.shipsim.com/ShipSimForum/index.php/topic,1867.0.html

See your reply - it's page 1 #11.

Stu

dharl · « **Reply #204 on:** December 16, 2007, 21:32:45 »

Point taken M'laud! Guilty as charged! I will go finish a custom game that I am making at the moment. A representive of underway lightering between two VLCC's...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #205 on:** December 16, 2007, 21:34:11 »

Ah well, at least you have the good grace to admit it... Your punishment is to write out 100 lines of:
"I love Marmite"

Stu

dharl · « **Reply #206 on:** December 17, 2007, 10:33:56 »

there are limits to a chaps humility....

Traddles · « **Reply #207 on:** January 13, 2008, 16:32:57 »

I see the stuff is even involved in the United States Presidential election caucus. This appeared in "The Mail on Sunday" this morning.

I hope I'm not in breach of any copyrights here, but I got a laugh from it.

Shipaddict · « **Reply #208 on:** January 13, 2008, 16:34:31 »

tut tut

Tavares Junior · « **Reply #209 on:** January 21, 2008, 07:47:49 »

The term (marmite $:-\$ ) here in brazil can bring some troubles to whom pronouce it

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TerryRussell · « **Reply #210 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:48:14 »

All of the missions that I have released via the new Custom Missions ystem have secret Marmite hidden within them.

But then, I am very strange.

mvsmith · « **Reply #211 on:** January 21, 2008, 14:54:48 »

The new guidelines for CMMs require that all missions containing Marmite be rejected immediately. Missions from those suspected of including Marmite must be quarantined for 30 days to allow the decay products to build to detectable levels.

dharl · « **Reply #212 on:** January 21, 2008, 15:31:30 »

Quote from: mvsmith on January 21, 2008, 14:54:48

The new guidelines for CMMs require that all missions containing Marmite be rejected immediately. Missions from those suspected of including Marmite must be quarantined for 30 days to allow the decay products to build to detectable levels.

TerryRussell · « **Reply #213 on:** January 21, 2008, 15:55:57 »

Quote from: mvsmith on January 21, 2008, 14:54:48

The new guidelines for CMMs require that all missions containing Marmite be rejected immediately. Missions from those suspected of including Marmite must be quarantined for 30 days to allow the decay products to build to detectable levels.

And yet, strangely, the only mission I have uploaded that didn't have hidden Marmite was the "Solent Difficulties" which was so difficult it immediately trashed the tester's PC

PS Half life of Marmite is more than the possible age of the universe. It cannot actually decay. No living organism can digest it.

dharl · « **Reply #214 on:** January 21, 2008, 16:49:25 »

[quote author=TerryRussell link=topic=3277.msg48438#msg48438 date=1200927357
PS Half life of Marmite is more than the possible age of the universe. It cannot actually decay. No living organism can digest it.
[/quote]

I used to take Road Tar to Iceland the summer in small tankers

That stuff is more digestable then M@rmitÂ£. Smells a lot better too

TerryRussell · « **Reply #215 on:** January 21, 2008, 16:56:03 »

Yep, thickly spread on bread, it's lovely!

dharl · « **Reply #216 on:** January 21, 2008, 17:05:19 »

Road Tar i hope you mean Terry!!!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #217 on:** January 21, 2008, 17:18:08 »

And therein lies the mystery.....

Quote from: dharl on January 21, 2008, 17:05:19

Road Tar i hope you mean Terry!!!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #218 on:** January 21, 2008, 17:18:47 »

Quote from: dharl on January 21, 2008, 17:05:19

Road Tar i hope you mean Terry!!!

Actually, I meant the small tankers.

thassos · « **Reply #219 on:** February 28, 2008, 21:02:28 »

Like it or loathe there is one scientific fact (well, noticed by many people) regularly eating marmite stops you being bothered by gnats and mosquitos - they hate the stuff.

Shipaddict · « **Reply #220 on:** February 28, 2008, 21:16:22 »

I thought this thread had gone forever!

TerryRussell · « **Reply #221 on:** February 28, 2008, 21:35:19 »

Hooray! We're back. Look out world.

I my experience, Marmite also helps to prevent elephants dropping out of cherry trees as eaters of Marmite walk past. I know this as a scientific fact since no-one who eats Marmite has ever been inconvenienced by this potentially traumatic event.

groennegaard · « **Reply #222 on:** February 28, 2008, 21:52:32 »

I've been away for a while hoping that this thread would die in the meantime, but now I'm back only to realize that it's still alive!

$:-\$

Regards
groennegaard

TerryRussell · « **Reply #223 on:** February 28, 2008, 22:33:01 »

Hi groennegaard.

Yes, as I indicated a long time ago in a post in this thread, Marmite has a half-life which exceeds the age of the universe. It never dies!

But we need some humour in this forum at the moment. Things have got very serious recently!

Life is too short to be miserable. Every smile you give to someone else is a diamond in your list of achievements.

thassos · « **Reply #224 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:30:55 »

Don't know that Pa would approve but Ma might

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Marmite. Love it or hate it?

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