Fact: ostriches don't actually do that, what they do is lower their heads into tall grass so it looks like that.
Basically you can't get away from anything royal
It's a boy
Oh I can...*Moves to deserted island and sticks bin on head...
I hear there was recently an earthquake in China that killed a large amount of people. Of course I would have more details if people stopped obsessing about the baby...
People threw a party on my estate when we found out it had a name (Geroge Alexander Louie) I wanted to go out and trash it. I'm fed up of the royals now. It's OK when it first happens but the royal wedding it was like a fortnight afterwards that the country stopped obsessing about it.
I went to Greece to get away from it (that's why Ive Been inactive) and their still royals celebrating there! Even in Greece!
You do know that Prince Phillip is Greek, right?
Living in Spain and working in West Africa seems to have worked for me.
I thought he was German!¡
The only major headlines i see now on the news is:Edward Snowdenunwanted celebrity newsNew Google PhoneOil stuffNSA and GCHQNothing at all about the Royal Family, thats exactly how it should be.
Nope, The Queen is pretty much German (well the family is anyway), but Phillip is Greek.The European Royals are all so interbred that for years they were marrying there kids off to their cousins, with fairly obvious results in most cases.
So apparently there's a terror threat and everything is in place to strike... I have a bad feeling about this.And I'm also hearing about a potential flood to Washington D.C. and surrounding states. I think things are starting to collapse...
