LOL and
I got her a 750 Dollar Tiffany Necklace but because they had an overstock of them they took of the warranty and I got it for 55 Dollars Makes her feel like a princess without burning a hole in my wallet.
How Much $ ? Kidding
capt Matt. It is your LUCKY DAY! You have just won 5 million quid in the British lottery (I know you didn't enter, but ssshhh.. Don't tell them).
To claim your 5 million quid prize, you need only send me 5 THOUSAND pounds as a processing fee. Just think though, once you get the 5 million, you won't miss the 5 thousand...
(perhaps he IS stupid enough, i don't know...)