Voted Australia's best joke 2008
>>>>A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
>>> He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
>>> wondering what could have happened to her.
>>> Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
>>> couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
>>> The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
>>> really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
>>> 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
>>> The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
>>> Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in
>>> the
>>> reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
>>> The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
>>> of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks
>>> what the good news is.
>>> The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
>>> really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
>>> we've brought you your share.'
>>> He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
>>> five crabs in it.
>>> 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
>>> that... So what's the other possible good news?
>>> 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
>>> here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there
>>> and pull her up again!
