Patriot Toast? With sKetchup then. Well, even in France you can sometimes meet strange meals.
In Brittany (you know, Breizh), in Morgat, I bought a sandwich (2 slices of spongy bread containing cold Patriot Fries and industrial mayonnaise), even our dog was surprised! I confess not having tried to eat that.
In Belgium, French fries is a meaningless word. It is "Fritten, frites" and you can eat them anywhere, anytime, with whatever you want, as long as it is with mustard, mayonnaise, ballekes (!), even ketchup for un-educated people. A Stella (een pintje) or Jupiler (une Jupe) is also mandatory, of course.
And Marmite (Mar-MEE-t) can be found in a kitchen indeed, but nobody likes eating aluminum or steel.
Russ, at least a tasty receipt, in Belgium it is often brown sugar (cane sugar, cassonade?) that is being used instead of maple syrup, less known.
Smakelik, as said near the french border..
Luc