Topic: Global Ferries - Buying Up Ferries around the World - REAL April Fool Service (Read 7214 times)

The Ferry Man · « **on:** April 01, 2011, 10:07:10 »

Oh yes, Global Ferries has been a grant of several billion pounds, and we have brought a variety of ferries to start operations!

Yes, so soon you will be able to sail with us from:

Dover-Calais
Portsmouth-Bilbao
Belfast-Fleetwood

We look forward to welcoming you on our FABULOUS new vessels

laganviking · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2011, 12:21:14 »

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2011, 12:25:32 »

I know where there's a VERY nice super cruise ferry that is just PERFECT for the Bay of Biscay crossing... Only problem is we need to persuade the Russians to sell her to us...

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2011, 12:29:48 »

I am sure you do

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2011, 12:30:30 »

Quote from: The Ferry Man on April 01, 2011, 12:29:48

I am sure you do

To help get your service running, a 3d model of the certain vessel would be appreciated.

2000 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2011, 13:47:36 »

TFM what is this Global Ferries thing in the first place?

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2011, 13:49:15 »

Global Ferries - a Subsidary of Global Shipping (http://www.global-ferries.com)

Its a ShipSim Ferry Company

2000 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2011, 15:16:23 »

What is it for?

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2011, 15:17:28 »

Its a SS Community

2000 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2011, 15:20:19 »

So what is World-Real service.

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2011, 15:21:37 »

Quote from: 2000 on April 01, 2011, 15:20:19

So what is World-Real service.

It Starts on... April 1st... xD

The Ferry King · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2011, 15:23:45 »

I think you just have been April Fooled!

goodles · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2011, 16:51:06 »

Quote from: 2000 on April 01, 2011, 15:20:19

So what is World-Real service.

World-Real means that Global Ferries are entering the market into a real company to compete against such as p&o Stena etc

and it started on the 1st April... We started many of our services today, all of them have 100% on time record as well, all ships have been full it has been great...

anyway I best get back to the ship that is sinking and help in abandon ship

*jumps overboard to save my life

2000 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2011, 21:32:36 »

You are going to buy real ferries, WHAT!

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2011, 21:54:26 »

Its not going to happen - It was a joker

No one has given me lots of money

Ballast · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2011, 21:55:37 »

No? I was already busy making my rÃ©sumÃ© for a position on the nautical department

goodles · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2011, 22:27:56 »

after all it is 1st april

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2011, 13:42:09 »

I'm losing my will to live...

craigster1 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 02, 2011, 14:23:12 »

so this is just one stupied joke to wind everyone up RIGHT

The Ferry Man · « **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2011, 14:25:32 »

Quote from: craigster1 on April 02, 2011, 14:23:12

so this is just one stupied joke to wind everyone up RIGHT

It was a April Fools joke...

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2011, 14:42:37 »

Quote from: craigster1 on April 02, 2011, 14:23:12

so this is just one stupied joke to wind everyone up RIGHT

You are having a giraffe? I mean, you really AREN'T THAT stupid, are you? Or are you?

Sorry to be so blunt about it but I'd hate for you to misunderstand

craigster1 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2011, 15:12:49 »

i know it was a joke if you read the message right u will understand

Quote from: Stuart2007 on April 02, 2011, 14:42:37

You are having a giraffe? I mean, you really AREN'T THAT stupid, are you? Or are you?

Sorry to be so blunt about it but I'd hate for you to misunderstand

Stuart2007 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2011, 20:49:05 »

Quote from: craigster1 on April 02, 2011, 14:23:12

so this is just one stupied joke to wind everyone up RIGHT

How ELSE can I read it? It wasn't stupid- no one with more than half a brain cell took it any way other than that intended by the topic starter, Mr TF-"god of all PO Bilbao builders"-M

goodles · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2011, 20:55:13 »

we are now locking this, take it else where

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