Yes, all Mods are at least 102 years old, except Fred. I was asked if I would become one of these god-like Moderators. Even though I am made of wood and not from bejeweled ivory like Fred and Luc, etc they decided to put a bowl of food out each night by the back door, and then netted me one evening as I came to feed.Obviously, as Moderators are carried around everywhere in gold-plated sedan chairs by teams of slaves, it is a position of great attraction. Or there is an application process stated in the FAQs sectiion, I think.
So how exactly did you become a mod?
Nice? Me? Many would disagree after I've barked at them. (But I always do it without malice and it's forgotten soon afterwards).
Sorry, vegetarian.
Paragraph 2, sentence 1.
Meaning "I'm older than most people here".
