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English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 18, 2008, 21:04:28

Title: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 18, 2008, 21:04:28
Hello all!

What do you think of the the Irish Submarine?, pictures are shown below  ;D


the Irish submarine also has window wipers as well!

it has ejector seats too!

it also comes with a smoke shield to hide from the enemy which appears at the bow when you go fast....

its also turbo charged.






downsides: when the ejector seat ejects you will blow a hole in the roof with your head and the submarine will sink and you will probably die or suffer extreme pain.

The smoke shield only appears now and again.....

The wipers only work when above water level

the cabin lets in a bit of water......*

Turbo charger only works when being towed by a pioneer.....


 


* : cabin lets in a huge amount of water.

The submarine isn't a submarine and is just a modified trawler, when it goes under water it dosen't come back up again, you will die.




Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: Paddy134 on April 18, 2008, 22:05:52
Looks state of the art! ;)
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 18, 2008, 22:13:47
haha, the small print says otherwise hahaha!
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: Third Mate on April 19, 2008, 00:37:38
Hey thats pretty tricky ;), i  think im in there 2, yaya i feel special now ::).
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: Ship Sim on April 19, 2008, 05:24:48
HA I guess that makes fishing easyer. Instead of the fish comeing to you you come to the fish. :D Thats one heck of a sub. how deep can it go before it is crushed. ;) :D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: NathanC on April 19, 2008, 10:23:01
lol, i'm sure it's very reliable, it's Irish  ;D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 19, 2008, 10:26:13
haha, want to buy it? its great!*


*its not great at all chances are you will die or suffer extreme pain, possably the loss of your head too.
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: Ship Sim on April 19, 2008, 16:13:41
Aah yes the first 50 feet are fine but after that it starts to get painful. :D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: Paddy134 on April 19, 2008, 21:50:39
haha, the small print says otherwise hahaha!

Yeah i had to strain to see the last line, i was going to say it sounds typical of Ireland, but i didn't want to offend, its just all my family in Ireland are always talking about stuff in ireland like that.
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 19, 2008, 22:22:59
believe me i have a good Irish sence of humour haha! i always talk about that sort of stuff haha!
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: [RWP]DJM on April 19, 2008, 22:23:43
Gotta LOVE the Irish sense of humour, always has me in stitches :D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: NathanC on April 20, 2008, 08:36:55
lol, try playing multiplayer with IRI5HJ4CK, and count how many times you find yourself rolling on the floor laughing ;D

I lost count at 837  :D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 20, 2008, 08:51:56
hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on April 20, 2008, 08:53:36
hahaha Nathan

Remember "never fear! my pet turkey is here!" hahahaha!   :D
Title: Re: The New Irish Submarine Is Released!
Post by: NathanC on April 20, 2008, 14:09:00
Just one of thousands of random but funny jokes that make there way onto MP chatboxes  ;D