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Title: Agony Aunt...
Post by: laganviking on September 10, 2010, 22:35:27
If you are having any problems at all.....

Let our agony aunts help you with some tips and advice :thumbs:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: The Ferry Man on September 10, 2010, 22:36:25
If you are having any problems at all.....

Let our agony aunts help you with some tips and advice :thumbs:

if you aren't in agony before, you will be afterwards
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: laganviking on September 10, 2010, 22:39:29
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Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ralphy on September 10, 2010, 22:45:37
Dear Agony Aunt,

Im here to question you're expertise. What experiance have you actually had with this Agony Aunt stuff?

from a interested Ralphy

P.S: i seem to have sorted everything out by just telling the truth
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: laganviking on September 10, 2010, 22:47:56
I have a certificate in both first aid and counselling - both handy for this position ;)
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: The Ferry Man on September 10, 2010, 22:49:54
You need training now to point out the obvious...?  :doh:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ralphy on September 10, 2010, 23:07:56
I think i will post the obvious here,

We are on a sim fourm here...i don't think this thread will be used much :doh:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: laganviking on September 10, 2010, 23:11:21
Well we never thought that we would lose the cookie box, nor have MR Flappy posting what he did :thumbs:

Its just a bit of light hearted help and cheery advice from 'brother to brother' 8)
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ballast on September 10, 2010, 23:17:50
I shall start the ball rolling....

I left my ex nearly 2years ago for a 'freezer girl' in work. Nothing really happened, but my ex suspects otherwise. Even after 2years she is still being quite bitter and nasty about it to me. Although we do have the odd civil conversation, it normally turns into rowing. I wonder did i do the right thing, leaving her and then asking the 'freezer girl' out, as opposed to doing it all behind my ex's back.

Pic of both Spambot?  ;D
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Mad_Fred on September 10, 2010, 23:22:24
Well...it's all cool just as long as you people remember that this forum is supposed to be fit for all ages.. and there's a limit to what is suitable.  ;)

And that means that relationship problems do venture into the 'problems of mature life' region, that is not very suitable for 7/8/9/10 years olds, or such.

If it goes that way and things get too.. private or intimate... then I'm sorry, but then we'll pull the plug.

This is not the sort of forum for these things. If you really want to help someone, take it to msn or such, and talk 'in person', or something.   :thumbs:

And the cookie box is not lost..  or am I missing something?


Fred.
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: laganviking on September 10, 2010, 23:27:00
Pic of both Spambot?  ;D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The answer to most of lifes problems - go for the one that looks the best...even ferries :angel:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ballast on September 10, 2010, 23:47:18
Perhaps that's why you ended up with none of both Spambot..  :angel:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Chitch on September 11, 2010, 18:13:34
After 36 years of trial and (mostly) error...dealing with Spambot is simple.

When they walk into the room, you snap to attention, only speak when spoken to, and only answer the question asked (use EXTREME caution when answering), do not sit until dismissed.

 ::) :o

Avoids a lot of problems, and trips to see a doctor for sundry broken/bruised areas.

Jim
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ballast on September 11, 2010, 18:26:11
Imagine what the mrs. will do if she finds out what you are posting on the internet!  :angel:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: sadsid († 2016) on September 11, 2010, 19:05:17
Hi Guys
My first wife English married 39 years(NOT ONE REGRET)
2nd Wife Thai (GLUTTON FOR PUNNISHMENT)
Have learned this NO matter what you do (ITS YOU'R FAULT)
IF everything is going ok THEY DID IT  :doh:
                                                                        Eric
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Ballast on September 11, 2010, 19:08:11
That must be strange Eric, being a Captain at sea but a deckhand at home..  ;D
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: sadsid († 2016) on September 11, 2010, 19:12:38
That must be strange Eric, being a Captain at sea but a deckhand at home..  ;D
We had a rule  I was boss at sea my wife was boss at home  :doh:
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 11, 2010, 21:59:28
Dear agony aunt, I have two questions, to which I already know the answers.

1) Why can't I ever stop eating Marmite?
A) Because it's great

2) Why are all letters to agony aunts in newspapers such bull manure?
A) 'cos [sic] they're all faked.

3) (and I know I said 2Qs but can't be bothered to press delete) What on earth makes you think that we want to share our problems with you? For heaven sake, teach people some backbone and self reliance for god sake!
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: The Ferry Man on September 11, 2010, 22:08:10
Dear agony aunt, I have two questions, to which I already know the answers.

1) Why can't I ever stop eating Marmite?
A) Because it's great

2) Why are all letters to agony aunts in newspapers such bull manure?
A) 'cos [sic] they're all faked.

3) (and I know I said 2Qs but can't be bothered to press delete) What on earth makes you think that we want to share our problems with you? For heaven sake, teach people some backbone and self reliance for god sake!

http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/index.php/topic,20557.0.html

We never started it...  ::)
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Stuart2007 on September 13, 2010, 08:59:28
You DID encourage him...

Best advice ever, applies to any subject: Go with your gut instinct, for it is usually right. If you haven't got guts, then you've got a problem.
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Chitch on September 13, 2010, 18:25:20
There are only 2 rules in a successful marriage...

RULE 1: The wife is always right

RULE 2: If the wife is wrong, see rule 1

No problems

 ::)

Jim
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Captain Cadet on September 13, 2010, 21:06:12
If you are having any problems at all.....

Let our agony aunts help you with some tips and advice :thumbs:
are u a agony ant
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: The Ferry Man on September 13, 2010, 21:07:04
are u a agony ant

he is now...  !:)
Title: Re: Agony Aunt...
Post by: Captain Cadet on September 13, 2010, 21:16:45
he is now...  !:)

i think TKJ Need some help now after resant problems