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Title: Hot nude
Post by: saltydog on July 04, 2010, 13:30:29: I wonder how many views this will get.. ;D
It's quite warm here, I have found relief in getting nude and wearing a large wet towel..
How do you cope with the heat..?
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Post by: --tractorman-- on July 04, 2010, 13:31:10: Love it! ;D
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 04, 2010, 13:31:37: I don't cope with the heat - I sit indoors and put the fan on :D :lol:
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Post by: --tractorman-- on July 04, 2010, 13:32:41: I have climate control in my tractor :)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 13:39:14: I thought this was SPAM...

:o
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Post by: Nathan|C on July 04, 2010, 13:43:15: But you still clicked it :doh:
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 04, 2010, 13:44:06: ^^ So did you :P
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 13:44:35: Well otherwise my unread topic box will never be empty...

I was hoping for a witty response... then I saw the post was by SD...
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Post by: saltydog on July 04, 2010, 17:15:56: Just out of curiousity: whatever happened to WaveMusic..? Haven't seen him awhile..
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 17:17:49: He went... outside...

And the door locked behind him... :doh:
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Post by: saltydog on July 04, 2010, 17:25:49: He's banned..?
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Post by: Nathan|C on July 04, 2010, 17:30:00: Yup :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 17:32:47: Otherwise he would be over this thread like a rash...

And a couple of others probably...
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Post by: saltydog on July 04, 2010, 17:37:21: He allways did have a way with words.. :) He'll be back..
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 17:37:50: Not this time...
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Post by: saltydog on July 04, 2010, 17:40:07: Wow, it should have been pretty bad.. I must have missed it..
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 18:05:06: The hot nudes topic seems to have drifted off course... :doh:

Wait did we have a course....?
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Post by: Firestar on July 04, 2010, 18:13:56: Methods of coping with the heat, I guess... I'm sitting here with my air conditioner on, my PC has so many fans in it I can feel the breeze anyway.. ;D

Yeah, WM was banned. He will . be missed.
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 18:14:22: I have a windy window today...
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:05:00: Its like something you would find in a singles classified thing...

Like this one i found....
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22 going on 50 yr old , highly educated male besotted with ferries seeking a Spambot/male to enjoy a highly intensive relationship with ferries. Must be alcohol free, as this interfers with holding a camera steady. Preferable if company enoys eatting their greens - no beef allowed. Needs to live in Dover for easy access...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:06:07: :D

Very funny :P
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:09:53: :angel:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:11:49: Look what I found then...

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20-something going on 10. Enjoys throwing things into water. Must be good with Freezers, and be able to drive van in straight line
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:16:33: :o Whos that meant to be

:doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:17:06: I couldn't possibly comment...
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:20:20: :P ::)
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 04, 2010, 19:27:50: I'm sure I saw that job opening on the internet too TFM! :doh: Slightly different wording though...

Job Purpose:

If you enjoy being a part-time larry, and enjoy road rage, then join us as a mobile fridge Driver, and help us to provide a cheap Home Delivery Service:

To apply you must have:

- A basic idea of local roads.

- A passion for fridges.

Riceland Frozen leftovers Ltd. (https://www.jobtrain.co.uk/Iceland/DisplayJob.aspx?pageno=0&htmlpage=JobDisplay&JobId=7560&txtKeywords=&chkCategory=&lstRegion=&chkSalary=&chksubject=&optMatch=&clientid=58&AttachedSAF=0)

:doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:28:45: Sounds familiar...

Hello LV :evil:
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:47:12: Salary - Â£Competitive

It certainly is!

Any ideas what the rate of pay for an H/D Driver is?
Standard staff member gets Â£6.25 an hr, and supervisors work out around Â£8.30 an hr.

Hello mbitbitw and TFM :evil:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:48:07: Quote from: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:47:12
Hello mbitbitw and TFM :evil:

???

Why so :evil:

Why M bit bit W ?
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:49:15: :angel: - better? ;D

mbitbitw = matthew brown....its a LONG story :lol:

Riceland Frozen Leftovers - made me laugh :D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:50:10: Much Better L Splishy Splashy V
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Post by: Firestar on July 04, 2010, 19:54:28: Quote from: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:17:06
I couldn't possibly comment...
Is it me? You're not talking about that ice hand I made, are you? :P
Title: Re: Hot nude
Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:55:13: ice hand?

No this is not you...

;)
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Post by: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:58:39: Right im off for a bit to cool down with some Top Gear ::) ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 20:05:11: Quote from: laganviking on July 04, 2010, 19:58:39
Right im off for a bit to cool down with some Top Gear ::) ;D

hehe me too
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 04, 2010, 20:11:31: (http://i50.tinypic.com/5z17qd.jpg)
:doh:
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 05, 2010, 16:18:18: Actually, I suppose we shouldn't knock Iceland that much, they're pretty good :thumbs: Can you believe they have a store in my town here in Spain :thumbs: :doh:

Actually, better not say that too loud, every single Iceland worker will be wanting a store transfer! :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 16:19:22: Well we know how they keep cool then...

Working in the Freezer shop...
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Post by: Firestar on July 05, 2010, 17:31:16: Quote from: The Ferry Man on July 04, 2010, 19:55:13
ice hand?

No this is not you...

;)
You don't remember this? Then again, it was way back when WM was CushionCraft..

http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/index.php/topic,12837.0.html
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 17:38:00: Hmmm... I don't remember that... :doh:

It is funny though...

Did you use a rubber glove filled with water?
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Post by: Firestar on July 05, 2010, 18:12:59: Yeah but apparently no one was able to figure it out.. ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 18:13:26: hehe no So I see... :doh:
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Post by: Firestar on July 05, 2010, 18:14:23: Haha that was even back when we had Gloat still.. :D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 19:02:18: Yes...

How comes he is not a "guest" like the others?
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Post by: Firestar on July 05, 2010, 19:03:08: Banning doesn't turn you into a Guest, deleting your account does. :)

Believe me I've had my fair share of deleted accounts.. ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 05, 2010, 19:08:31: OK I see now...
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Post by: Fbibradfbi on July 06, 2010, 13:07:07: On topic, I'm in winter at the moment and it is freezing :(
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 14:30:14: Spare some sympathy for the people of Rome, who are sweltering in 40 degrees heat.. 8)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 14:30:54: Ouch that is hot...
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 15:02:48: Some say, due to the climate change, hot winds from Africa are sweeping across the Mediteranean to Italy..
What makes it worse is the high humidity.. 8)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 15:10:56: Very clever...

But is it really hotter then normal?

But this thread makes Small Talk interesting when read with others...
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 15:35:54: ROFLOL... ;D Now there's a picture.. :lol:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 15:36:47: We should Ask Ballast when he comes online again...
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Post by: IRI5HJ4CK on July 06, 2010, 15:58:51: ROTFLOL Hahah!!! :lol: :D
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 16:25:33: If that pilot's name were Erica, that would float my boat.. ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 16:26:15: Monsieur Erica, to the Pilot Station...
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 16:28:32: Correction si vous plais, mademoiselle Erica sur la station pilote.. ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 16:29:08: i thought Eric was a boys name...?
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 16:30:18: So it is, and Erica is a girl's.. ;)
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 16:30:43: OK,something new then... :doh:
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Post by: saltydog on July 06, 2010, 16:45:52: Sophia.. ;D
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 16:46:44: Don't know one of them either... :doh:
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Post by: Ralphy on July 06, 2010, 16:52:05: i know a shophie
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Post by: Ralphy on July 06, 2010, 17:33:30: hahahaha ;D

because im not immature :2thumbs:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on July 06, 2010, 17:37:28: Immature...

me?
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Post by: Matthew Brown on July 06, 2010, 20:04:06: (http://i45.tinypic.com/ojqibq.jpg)

:doh:

Hot Nude Epic In The Water! lol this is soooooo going off the original idea of the topic isn't it now! hehe
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Post by: llamalord on July 06, 2010, 23:32:23: No, I believe that every picture in this topic contains the topic! :doh:
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Post by: oceandream on July 07, 2010, 00:36:43: ohh i see ::) :doh:
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Post by: laganviking on September 12, 2010, 00:26:51: Quote from: v.h94 on September 12, 2010, 00:19:50
I won't reply to you in the supermarket topic LV :doh:

How about here? :angel: :doh:
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Post by: v.h94 on September 12, 2010, 00:30:01: You just started the end of the world!! :doh: 2012 Is near :o

The topic will get eaven more views.
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Post by: oceandream on September 12, 2010, 01:31:16: Hot nude and 2012 ...now that deserves a specialty :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 12, 2010, 11:20:12: This thread never went far...

We ended up with a damp cold summer...
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Post by: goodles on September 12, 2010, 11:47:31: hahaha yeh so we did oh DAMIT I clicked this topic ops oh well :doh: at least im not the only one :2thumbs:
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Post by: llamalord on September 12, 2010, 14:10:21: Oh my lord... I just spent the last five minutes reliving how funny this topic was/is! :doh:
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Post by: Captain Best on September 12, 2010, 15:27:49: ...
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 12, 2010, 15:34:18: :doh:

lol
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Post by: oceandream on September 12, 2010, 15:54:50: thats a good one :doh:
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Post by: Matthew Brown on September 12, 2010, 16:06:19: I'm not so sure Firestar would agree on that ::)
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Post by: oceandream on September 12, 2010, 16:18:24: What on earth makes you think that :o :evil:
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Post by: Captain Best on September 12, 2010, 16:23:43: Quote from: oceandream on September 12, 2010, 16:18:24
What on earth makes you think that :o :evil:
Spambot are an good thing! :-*
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Post by: oceandream on September 12, 2010, 17:19:14: dont start that again :evil:
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Post by: llamalord on September 12, 2010, 17:40:29: This One's For You Tiger Woods! :doh:
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Post by: Firestar on September 12, 2010, 22:08:10: Damn straight I'm hot.. XD My next pic is gonna be of my huge arms... they're actually pretty big haha

I'll try to get you one soon XD
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Post by: oceandream on September 13, 2010, 02:51:37: i have bigger arms, Cause i have strenght :evil:
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Post by: llamalord on September 13, 2010, 11:31:19: I have Even Bigger arms because I replaced my muscles with hydraulic rams years ago. ::)
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Post by: Captain Cadet on September 13, 2010, 22:18:21: I just call my frends and go swiming down by the beach and jump of the quie wall
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 13, 2010, 22:20:08: Quote from: Captain Cadet on September 13, 2010, 22:18:21
I just call my frends and go swiming down by the beach and jump of the quie wall

Is that what is known "tombstoning" - cause that is VERY Dangerous.

Because we don't want to see "Captain Cadet hits rocks, splits open head" in the papers/on TV :thumbdown:
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Post by: oceandream on September 13, 2010, 22:23:25: TFM!
Please dont say that again "Captain Cadet hits rocks, splits open head"" :o

Makes me feel sick in my stomach :evil:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 13, 2010, 22:26:06: Quote from: oceandream on September 13, 2010, 22:23:25
TFM!
Please dont say that again "Captain Cadet hits rocks, splits open head"" :o

Makes me feel sick in my stomach :evil:

Shock tactics work best...
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Post by: laganviking on September 13, 2010, 22:30:00: Just like when top gear did a safety video about cars V trains :doh:
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Post by: oceandream on September 13, 2010, 22:32:50: guys..
Qoute from salty dog
"It's quite warm here, I have found relief in getting nude and wearing a large wet towel..
How do you cope with the heat..?"

After i saw this, I know this topic is for me, allot of people here do walk around in a large wet towel in their house.
Me too sometimes, because of the heat here (its 37C at the moment)

So where is my towel :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 13, 2010, 22:33:49: Quote from: oceandream on September 13, 2010, 22:32:50
guys..
Qoute from salty dog
"It's quite warm here, I have found relief in getting nude and wearing a large wet towel..
How do you cope with the heat..?"

After i saw this, I know this topic is for me, allot of people here do walk around in a large wet towel in their house.
Me too sometimes, because of the heat here (its 37C at the moment)

So where is my towel :doh:

:-X

There are some things we don't want to know... :doh:
Title: Re: Hot nude
Post by: Firestar on September 14, 2010, 00:23:55: Quote from: The Ferry Man on September 13, 2010, 22:26:06
Shock tactics work best...
That's nothing, I've heard songs with more disgusting lyrics than that. ;D
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Post by: oceandream on September 14, 2010, 00:30:24: really wich ones then ::)
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Post by: Firestar on September 14, 2010, 00:38:02: I'm not going to say which ones publicly, because it is too inappropriate for the forum.
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Post by: Captain Cadet on September 14, 2010, 17:24:38: Quote from: Captain Cadet on September 13, 2010, 22:18:21
I just call my frends and go swiming down by the beach and jump of the quie wall
I thohoton to say the ke is only 5m high and we stoped it now
Agouti we only did in in high tide as were all sea
cadets
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 14, 2010, 17:32:50: You can still go splat... :thumbdown:
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Post by: Captain Cadet on September 14, 2010, 17:41:53: We have stoped it. we could have a sea cat coming in and we check the tide.
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 14, 2010, 17:48:23: Good...
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Post by: v.h94 on September 14, 2010, 19:13:03: I don't get it :doh:
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Post by: The Ferry Man on September 14, 2010, 19:21:03: Quote from: v.h94 on September 14, 2010, 19:13:03
I don't get it :doh:

Captain Cadet was trying to crack his head open...
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Post by: v.h94 on September 14, 2010, 19:40:10: :doh: