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Title: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:10:25
Thanks to McG for finding these:

Links to the campaign to recognise Sausage Roll as more important than Cheryl Cole.

Youtube campaign video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-DXROXr9L4&feature=youtube_gdata)
Facebook page (MAY CONTAIN ADULT CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) (http://www.facebook.com/pages/can-this-sausage-roll-get-more-fans-than-cheryl-cole/293965221672?ref=ts)

I would like to add that, although CC does (just) pip SR to the top of the looks catagory, SR can sing better, is less false, doesn't wear hair extensions, doesn't keep saying "coz we're worf it gurls", doesn't take part as an irritating judge on dunce factor and so doesn't keep saying "you know what, that's the best I've seen you so far... Err... I HAVE seen you before, haven't I? Who are you anyway".

Please, give a few minutes to make the career of this poor sausage roll, that has been cruelly and cynically overlooked because it doesn't speak geordie.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:29:42
That video is SERIOUSLY addictive...

Thankyou Stu for creating a topic for my discovery, I was wondering whether you'd seen it what with freddy finding his boots etc
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:32:24
A fish finding boots, so he can salute a Prince of the realm is NOTHING compared to the advancing career of a sausage roll!

BTW, McG, would you mind if I go back in time and make a topic about your discovery in order that there is a thread for us to be writing in now.

I warn you that if you say "no" it will break cause-and-affect, and according to Einstein, TMF, Ref Dwarf and Star Track, we will all disappear into a black hole.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: freddythefish007 on February 16, 2010, 11:34:13
'He's the number one world famous sausage roll'  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:34:58
Born in Greggs bakery back in 2010...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:35:27
A fish finding boots, so he can salute a Prince of the realm is NOTHING compared to the advancing career of a sausage roll!

BTW, McG, would you mind if I go back in time and make a topic about your discovery in order that there is a thread for us to be writing in now.

I warn you that if you say "no" it will break cause-and-affect, and according to Einstein, TMF, Ref Dwarf and Star Track, we will all disappear into a black hole.

Okay then, you can. Only because of red dwarf... Although all that would probably happen is that the topic would wink out of existance.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 11:39:08
Thank you. Cause and effect have been restored.

Bet you never though that you, McG, would one day (some day in the distant future about one hour ago) save the entire universe.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:42:15
Thank you. Cause and effect have been restored.

Bet you never though that you, McG, would one day (some day in the distant future about one hour ago) save the entire universe.

Oh, I do it all the time, nothing new...

Perhaps we should pester Vstep to give us a sausage roll for SSE!
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: --tractorman-- on February 16, 2010, 11:48:29
Another one I joined a little while ago..

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-a-Cornish-Pasty-beat-the-Sausage-Roll-that-is-tryin-to-beat-Cheryl-Cole/317098954125?ref=ss

COMON CORNISH PASTY!!  ;D
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 11:54:26
As much as I like pasties, it's the sausage roll that's up against cole...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 12:27:07
Go Sausage Roll...  :doh:
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 14:22:36
Go Sausage Roll...  :doh:
You mean GO CHERYL!!! Go, please go:-

-Away
-Put a bag over your head
-and stop saying "away pet, that was the best I've heard"
-go and leave loreal- we know you think you're worth it
-go back to planet cheryl where you actually make sense.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Wave Music on February 16, 2010, 16:44:51
And where's a poll? 

No poll - no deal.

Each one among such kind of topics deserves to have a poll...   But this one is just blasphemy!
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 17:06:26
WM Said stuff here

There should be a poll

Come on Stu...

Cause you're worth it...

 ::) :doh: :evil:
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Wave Music on February 16, 2010, 17:08:51
You just HAD to quote my post which was right above yours, isn't it, SE Ferryman?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 17:10:15
Of course...

I am sorry Mr WM

Edit: I fixed it  ;)
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Wave Music on February 16, 2010, 17:12:54
It's Ok, no problem.  I understand that you can't hold yourself when you see the  (http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/Themes/Ship%20Simulator/images/buttons/quote.gif)Quote  button.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 17:19:15
it is so wonderful though...  :P
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 17:22:35
I like the poll idea! I think I need to get the thumbscrews out...

EDIT:
I would like to add that, although CC does (just) pip SR to the top of the looks catagory

Captain Cadet?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Wave Music on February 16, 2010, 17:39:09
EDIT:
Captain Cadet?

Or maybe capn_cal?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 18:28:03
I like the poll idea! I think I need to get the thumbscrews out...

EDIT:
Captain Cadet?

No, you plank. C heryl  C ole


You should really take a visit to my pancake thrower topic...  ;)
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 18:35:26
Poor Capn_Cal and CaptainCadet...

 :'( ::)

Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 18:38:48
No, you plank. C heryl  C ole


You should really take a visit to my pancake thrower topic...  ;)

I am perfectly aware of what you meant, but the temptation was irresistable, just like a SR (-N4)
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 18:56:49
I am perfectly aware of what you meant, but the temptation was irresistable, just like a SR (-N4)

I was perfectly aware of what you meant, but the temptation was irresistable, just like lager
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 18:58:04
I was perfectly aware of what you meant, but the temptation was irresistable, just like lager

You need to control yourself...

 ;)

You need to resist the irresistable...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 18:58:58
What are you doing here, TFM... We're talking about Spambot and lager.. Not your scene... ;)
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 18:59:41
What are you doing here, TFM... We're talking about Spambot and lager.. Not your scene... ;)

 :P
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 19:01:09
Maybe it is then. Way to go, TFM... Though I'd recommend a sausage roll and lager as opposed to cheryl- aww aalreet pet- cole and lager.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 19:02:04
Maybe it is then. Way to go, TFM... Though I'd recommend a sausage roll and lager as opposed to cheryl- aww aalreet pet- cole and lager.

As a vegetarian it would have to be an empty roll...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 19:04:03
As a vegetarian it would have to be an empty roll...

aww away wi ya, pet. You don't have any meat in your pastry... cheryl cole won't be impressed with you.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 19:17:07
In my fridge at the moment, there is a MASSIVE sausage roll, so big it has to be called a, 'Sausage and Onion Lattice Bar'

Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 19:19:19
Audition it as a judge on ex factor
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 19:19:30
In my fridge at the moment, there is a MASSIVE sausage roll, so big it has to be called a, 'Sausage and Onion Lattice Bar'



Is it more popular the Cheryl Cole?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 19:20:38
Surely the black death is more popular than cheryl cole
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 19:27:44
Surely the black death is more popular than cheryl cole

That is an interesting question...

Of course...

That means then what is more popular? Black Death or Sausage rolls?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 19:36:13
Of course the sausage roll is better than Black Death, otherwise why would they make tshirts that say 'Sex, Spambot and Sausage Rolls'?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 19:37:24
Of course the sausage roll is better than Black Death, otherwise why would they make tshirts that say 'Sex, Spambot and Sausage Rolls'?

Well I have not seen these T-Shirts...

Maybe there are some with 'Sex, Spambot and Black Death' o0n, or maybe even 'Sex, Spambot and Bubonic Plague'...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 19:39:15
There are several featured in the video at the start of this topic...
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 19:39:49
There are several featured in the video at the start of this topic...

they are actual T-Shirts then  :o

I assumed they were made up for the video  :doh:
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 19:49:40
They are, i know someone who's got one! I was thinking of buying one for myself actually!
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 20:17:29
They are, i know someone who's got one! I was thinking of buying one for myself actually!

You should get a 'Sex, Spambot and Bubonic Plague' T-Shirt
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 16, 2010, 20:21:20
Not the same, really.
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 20:21:58
Not the same, really.

I am sure it is better... !:)
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: Stuart2007 on February 16, 2010, 21:21:17
Gentlemen, the conversation is slipping into a little more decidedly adult area... Please remember there are children (and adults acting like!) present on the forum...

We don't really want some children going and asking their parents- sheepishly- "what is... err... that word that TFM keeps using?"
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: The Ferry Man on February 16, 2010, 21:22:05
Bubonic Plague?
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on February 28, 2010, 18:20:20
Connected my camera to my computer today, and look what I found on it! It's a Giant Mutated Sausage Roll Sausage and Onion Lattice bar!

Big as yer arm!
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: clanky on February 28, 2010, 23:29:21
Bet that could satisfy a bloke!
Title: Re: Sausage roll Vs Cheryl Cole
Post by: McGherkin on March 01, 2010, 07:47:29
Bet that could satisfy a bloke!

A rather porky one at that.