Ship Simulator

English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: Gloating on January 01, 2010, 12:57:51

Title: I can has help?
Post by: Gloating on January 01, 2010, 12:57:51
Hello.

Before I ask, yes, I am Gloat, and formally Captain Titanic. I accept the fact that I am banned but I have signed up as a different account temporaily to ask for assistance. I assure you I will clear off as soon as my question is answered.

Basically, I have a license key and no disk.  :doh:

And I wish to install Ship Simulator again, because it was deleted when I recovered my computer from a virus. So. I have a valid license key, which I cannot register because it is still recorded on my old Gloat account (hence why this is not in technical support), but no disk to install. Any help?

Thank you.  :captain:

Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Wave Music on January 01, 2010, 13:00:48
Never mind that..

It is Gloat!  >:(

Gloat, you are now immediatly, and permanently banned from this forum.

What in heaven's name are you thinking?

Regards,
A very angry Fred

Does it makes any sense?
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: sadsid († 2016) on January 01, 2010, 13:08:23
He gave up his rights for help or any other assistance on getting banned
                                                                                           Eric
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Gloating on January 01, 2010, 13:13:14
Eric,

please. I beg you. All I want is quick help? I really want to play Ship Simulator.

Thank you.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: TJK on January 01, 2010, 13:21:05
if you really want to play Ship Simulator. bay a new game!
TJK

He gave up his rights for help or any other assistance on getting banned
                                                                                           Eric
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Saphire on January 01, 2010, 13:22:24
if you really want to play Ship Simulator. bay a new dick then
TJK


I think you mean CD, a dick is something alittle different...
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:23:11
if you really want to play Ship Simulator. bay a new diSk then
TJK


I agree with Saphire, you post might be more ToS Friendly with a S rather then C  ;)
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Ballast on January 01, 2010, 13:23:22
if you really want to play Ship Simulator. bay a new dick then
TJK



 :doh:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:24:07
Wait til WM see's it...
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: TJK on January 01, 2010, 13:24:10
I think you mean CD, a dick is something alittle different...
Cos i meant a DVD  :evil:, thanks, you know my torenglish  :lol: Have Changed it to game :lol: so the mob can now stop :evil: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:25:00
Cos i meant a DVD  :evil:, thanks, you know my torenglish  :lol:

hehe no Worries  :thumbs:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Wave Music on January 01, 2010, 13:25:51
Wait til WM see's it...

Why need?  I already saw that.  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:27:20
Why need?  I already saw that.  ;D

So you did :thumbs:

Funniest Typo EVER
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: TJK on January 01, 2010, 13:31:06
BDW Happy New year to you all TO  :2thumbs: :evil:

Tore
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:32:45
Happy New Year to you to TJK  :thumbs:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Ballast on January 01, 2010, 13:38:26
So you did :thumbs:

Funniest Typo EVER

Instant classic  ;D Thanks TJK for my first good laugh in 2010  :lol:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: TJK on January 01, 2010, 13:41:34
Instant classic  ;D Thanks TJK for my first good laugh in 2010  :lol:

I do anything for please you all with my torenglish hope it will be batter in 2010 wee can hope  :evil: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: McGherkin on January 01, 2010, 13:48:36
I'm not sure I don't prefer it as it is!
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Ballast on January 01, 2010, 13:48:46
Does it makes any sense?

It scares me that you only needed 2 minutes and 57 seconds to find Fred's comment about Gloat and post it in this topic..

It takes me ages if i want to do that  :doh:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 01, 2010, 13:54:10
It scares me that you only needed 2 minutes and 57 seconds to find Fred's comment about Gloat and post it in this topic..

It takes me ages if i want to do that  :doh:

WM is a Spambot - he has the whole forum all saved to his internal RAM
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Wave Music on January 01, 2010, 13:58:31
BDW Happy New year to you all TO  :2thumbs: :evil:

Tore

Happy New Year, Tore!  (http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/s7vex/27-5.gif?t=1262279373)


It scares me that you only needed 2 minutes and 57 seconds to find Fred's comment about Gloat and post it in this topic..

It takes me ages if i want to do that  :doh:

Wrong it only took me about 20 seconds.  ;)
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Wave Music on January 01, 2010, 14:03:04
WM is a Spambot - he has the whole forum all saved to his internal RAM

I may brought up all your "Oh I see", "Morning WM" & more other "one word" posts, so we'll see who's a spambot!  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Ballast on January 01, 2010, 14:50:16
Wrong it only took me about 20 seconds.  ;)

No you didn't  :P


Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Wave Music on January 01, 2010, 14:58:56
No you didn't  :P

While Gloat-thing were posting his 1st post, I was switching on the pc & then I saw this topic on index page & after reading it it took me only 20 (or less) seconds to find Fred's post & post it here.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Best on January 01, 2010, 16:17:45
So why is Gloat banned from this forum. ???

just curious.  I've never been a good friend with Gloat.  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Best on January 01, 2010, 16:18:36
and you WM. You have posted over 3000 posts in least a half year.. how that's possible  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Best on January 01, 2010, 16:30:46
Quality is a very good thing  :lol:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Firestar on January 01, 2010, 19:01:09
http://80.95.161.114/shipsim/forum/index.php/topic,13415.msg170161.html

Should sum things up.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Firestar on January 01, 2010, 19:08:50
Eric,

please. I beg you. All I want is quick help? I really want to play Ship Simulator.

Thank you.
Sorry Gloat/Captain Titanic, there's nothing anyone can do. You blew your chances when you were banned. I suppose if you really want to play the game, the only way to do that is to buy another copy like everyone else is saying.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 01, 2010, 19:14:06
At least, unlike Ferryman, I don't post "two word" posts like "I see", "I agree", "Morning WM", etc.  
And I always post quality.  ;)

Sorry. I thought you were the OTHER Wavemusic  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Minime on January 01, 2010, 19:30:38
There were several ones some weeks ago, but only 1 is the real one.
But how can we know that YOU are the real one?
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Stuart2007 on January 01, 2010, 19:47:14
But how can we know that YOU are the real one?

A more pertinent question would be "How do YOU know who you are?"
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: John Carter on January 01, 2010, 22:25:24
gloat, buy a new copy of ship sim, only £12 on play.com & amazon ....... bargin
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: marcstrat on January 02, 2010, 13:52:14
Hoy,
That's the only way to play it again.
For the rest i think you blew your changes the last time,because when we(mods or admins) give a ban,the person in question has to understand that he is playing with fire.
Marc
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Mad_Fred on January 02, 2010, 14:19:40
And might I add;

The continued bad behaviour, the many warnings and previous, temporary bans... and attempts to cause disruption by creating alternative accounts to 'mess around with' on the forum, have led to a lifetime ban for him.

This means that even with a new game, a person with a lifetime ban cannot register on the forum anymore, and thus not use much of the game features. He is no longer welcome, not in any form or reincarnation.

We like to think we give plenty of advice, and then plenty of warning, plenty of chances too... and a few people here know that a sincere person that has regrets and wants to better him- or herself, can get a second chance. Ad in many cases, even a third. We're not trying to ruin anyone's hobby.

But when the line is finally drawn, it is final. And this is not done lightly. But at some point, it just has to end.

Even after a final warning, and a final promis that he would change, he still came online with a fake account, that had profanity in it, and faked that he had a license key issue with a pirated version. To knowingly provoke a flame war and cause trouble for the moderators.

That was it, the line drawn. This is not a circus, clowns can go elsewhere.

Just so no one thinks we are being unfairly harsh here. And to make clear that a ban can not be circumvented by buying a new copy. That only goes for pirates that want to go legit.

Regards,
Fred
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Cadet on January 02, 2010, 15:25:32
gloat, buy a new copy of ship sim, only £12 on play.com & amazon ....... bargin
Web shopping... i don't Luke it (except for official site)... you don't know if it is Legal?
 
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: McGherkin on January 02, 2010, 17:20:40
If you know where to look, there ARE some great bargains on legit games, for example I just got 18 wheels of steel for under 3 pounds on Steam, and they're doing offers on pretty much every one of their games at the moment.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Firestar on January 02, 2010, 20:29:08
Yeah, Steam is perfectly legal. Steam was offering 20 Dollar Games for 2 Dollars last time I checked! THAT is a good deal!

Who here has played I-Fluid?
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Cadet on January 03, 2010, 14:36:21
there is a copy allowed in game?  :2thumbs:
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: Captain Cadet on January 03, 2010, 14:37:40
there is a copy allowed in game?  :2thumbs:
But don't get it from Bristol. they gave me the Wong code.
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: McGherkin on January 03, 2010, 15:37:09
who knows? I think he means:

You can have 2 copies of the game?

But don't buy copies of Ship Simulator from a shop in Bristol, they gave me the wrong license key...
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: McGherkin on January 03, 2010, 19:01:42
Could be...   I thought there were like 2 CCs, talking with eachother?  ???


Oh, God. He's learnt how to clone himself....
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 03, 2010, 19:07:20

Oh, God. He's learnt how to clone himself....

Sounds Fun  ;D
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: McGherkin on January 03, 2010, 19:21:58
Sounds Fun  ;D

Fun? You're mad...

Oh and WM, it's not as simple as V2, V(n+1)

It's a complex algorithm, V(N^2+1/2 mc^2)
Title: Re: I can has help?
Post by: The Ferry Man on January 03, 2010, 19:24:49
Fun? You're mad...

Oh and WM, it's not as simple as V2, V(n+1)

It's a complex algorithm, V(N^2+1/2 mc^2)

But the WMbot has no mass...

You need to convert his code energy into mass:

m = E/c^2