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English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: Stuart2007 on December 21, 2009, 16:10:35
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Away in a Marmite,
no jar for the spread.
The little cute Marmite,
no place for its bread.
The Marmite on the bright shelf,
look down where it sits.
Too much Marmite will likely,
give you the... Bad breath.
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Hark the Marmite God does sing,
Marmite- your ulcer does sting.
Peace of toast and Marmite lots,
Marmite in jars or pots.
Joyful all ye eaters rise,
join the triumph of these pies.
With the Marmite host proclaim:
"Marmite is eaten free from shame."
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Jingle Bells, Marmite tells- all there is to know. Oh what fun it is to eat on toast- fast or very slow.
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Dashing through the Marmite, in a lovely black glass jar.Careful Marmite bites, but it is better by far.
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We three Kings of Marmite jar, travelling awfully far.
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Good King Marmite last looked out on the feast of Toast,
All around the snow lay down while the bread did roast.
darkly shone the jar that night, though the spread was nice,
when a poor man came along, and ate toast once then twice.
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Ding dong happily on toast,
In shops the jars do se-ll.
Ding dong happily on toast,
Marmite is eaten we-ll.
Mar------mite, Marmite with toast.
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Spread the toast with jars of Marmite
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to eat Marmite,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Marmite is the stuff to east,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Give it to your friends as a treat,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the warming toast before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Eat your Marmite in a chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in eating Marmite
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For you know it's only right,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the jar does empty,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Never mind I've bought plenty.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Well, I think SOMEBODY here has a little much spare time to spend on the forum. But only a very small amount. Not too much.
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You are right on the first point and wrong on the second.
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A lot of people were infected by WM virus yesterday, but the disease complicates from day to day...
You spent a night on composing those lyrics, Stu? They are perfect for you to sing, so we'll make together the Christmas hit that will assault all world charts!
Stuart 2007 feat. Wave Music - Marmite
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I wrote them in about 10 minutes, including a 9 minute coffee break
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I wrote them in about 10 minutes, including a 9 minute coffee break
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Damn. Your boss is killing. I mean, only 9 minutes to walk to the coffee machine, press the button, get coffee, drink it, loose the cup and walk back?!