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English forum => Small talk => Topic started by: IRI5HJ4CK on September 11, 2008, 07:38:15
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Hi everyone,
Just a quick joke for you all, post your jokes here as well, if you like.
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After having dug to a depth of 20 metres last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 200 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 30 metres, and shortly after, headlines in
the English newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces
of 300 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
already had a high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
than the Scots"
One week later, "The Kerrymen", a southwest Irish newspaper, reported
the following: "After digging as deep as 40 metres in peat bogs near
Tralee, Paddy O'Droll, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 400 years
ago Ireland had already gone wireless."
Hope you found that funny :D
Jack.
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LOL
This one was today on me, almost made my pants turn brown.
10 September 2008 @ 18:59
d & h towing says:
I'll send him a pm telling him what he needs to do
10 September 2008 @ 19:05
RotatorBoy says:
you do that
10 September 2008 @ 19:06
d & h towing says:
its concerning you,and will be coming to you shortly
10 September 2008 @ 19:08
RotatorBoy says:
oh what rule did I break
10 September 2008 @ 19:08
d & h towing says:
nothin bad,no broken rules
10 September 2008 @ 19:09
RotatorBoy says:
*gulp* [:|]
10 September 2008 @ 19:09
RotatorBoy says:
^ That smiley dosn't work
10 September 2008 @ 19:11
RotatorBoy says:
*Wonders what this could be about*
10 September 2008 @ 19:14
RotatorBoy says:
replied
10 September 2008 @ 19:14
d & h towing says:
sure we'll review it
10 September 2008 @ 19:16
RotatorBoy says:
scanning it now :)
10 September 2008 @ 19:24
RotatorBoy says:
sent
10 September 2008 @ 19:25
RotatorBoy says:
I hope that is good enough
10 September 2008 @ 19:29
SkyForum says:
Evening.
10 September 2008 @ 19:29
SkyForum says:
I am back.
10 September 2008 @ 19:30
RotatorBoy says:
Hello Bill
10 September 2008 @ 19:30
RotatorBoy says:
Just getting COPPA settled
10 September 2008 @ 19:30
SkyForum says:
Hola, I am happy bout that
10 September 2008 @ 19:31
RotatorBoy says:
Sent dave a copy of my passport
10 September 2008 @ 19:31
RotatorBoy says:
so that is good to go
10 September 2008 @ 19:31
SkyForum says:
Cool beans. He'll be getting you auth'd shortly I am sure.
10 September 2008 @ 19:31
SkyForum says:
You'll find there's a lot more to this board as a TG Member as compared top a Registered member
10 September 2008 @ 19:32
RotatorBoy says:
Maybe some active parts
10 September 2008 @ 19:32
d & h towing says:
looks legit Bill, Except for one thing
10 September 2008 @ 19:32
SkyForum says:
Lots and lots ...
10 September 2008 @ 19:33
RotatorBoy says:
what one thing?
10 September 2008 @ 19:33
SkyForum says:
whats the one thing?
10 September 2008 @ 19:33
d & h towing says:
He to good lookin of a kid to be into towing and towtrucks...lol
10 September 2008 @ 19:33
RotatorBoy says:
lol!
10 September 2008 @ 19:33
SkyForum says:
LOL! Hook em up Mr Dave.
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Ok, If anyone finds mine offencive, let me know and i will gladly take it off. Ok so, theres an american guy, a japanese guy and a mexican guy on a boat in the middle of the ocean. The American guy takes a ciggerette and throws it into the water. So the mexican says "Why did you throw that into the water?" The American guy replies "There are too many of these in my country" So the japanese guy throws a Cigar into the water. The mexican guy says "Why did you throw that into the water?" The japanese replies "There are too many of these in my country" So THEN the MExican guy takes the Japanese guy and throws him into the water. "Why did you do that" Says the american "There are too many of these in my country"
Sorry about my spelling. You may or may not like it. I have another.
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Ok, If anyone finds mine offencive, let me know and i will gladly take it off. Ok so, theres an american guy, a japanese guy and a mexican guy on a boat in the middle of the ocean. The American guy takes a ciggerette and throws it into the water. So the mexican says "Why did you throw that into the water?" The American guy replies "There are too many of these in my country" So the japanese guy throws a Cigar into the water. The mexican guy says "Why did you throw that into the water?" The japanese replies "There are too many of these in my country" So THEN the MExican guy takes the Japanese guy and throws him into the water. "Why did you do that" Says the american "There are too many of these in my country"
Sorry about my spelling. You may or may not like it. I have another.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi everyone,
Just a quick joke for you all, post your jokes here as well, if you like.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
After having dug to a depth of 20 metres last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 200 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 30 metres, and shortly after, headlines in
the English newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces
of 300 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
already had a high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
than the Scots"
One week later, "The Kerrymen", a southwest Irish newspaper, reported
the following: "After digging as deep as 40 metres in peat bogs near
Tralee, Paddy O'Droll, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 400 years
ago Ireland had already gone wireless."
Hope you found that funny :D
Jack.
Yeah, like it very much :D! Great fun! Really good joke!
Freshes the forum up a bit ;)!
Regards.
Thruster
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Lol, found on a seamansforum ;D ;D ;D A email from Neptune to a apprentice.
from: neptune@kingofoceans.com
via xantic
ref: boundery crossing
My spy-fish have informed me that you are planning to cross the equator in a few days from now.
I looked it up in my big book but could not find your name. Meaning
that this would be your first official crossing.
This of course, is only allowed after approval from Me, Neptune, King of the Seven Seas.
Permission for passing the equator can only be given by me after I
have received a letter of you, in which you do a kind request.
Thereby mentioning some good reason why I should give you approval.
Your letter can be mailed directly to me by means of Bottle-Mail
Awaiting your letters I remain,
Neptune, King of the Seven Seas