Topic: The Cookie Box MkII - On stranger tides (Read 3393605 times)

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #5500 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:49:39 »

"Who put that gobshite on the television!"

laganviking · « **Reply #5501 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:51:43 »

Award
No your not getting an award
AWARD!
Ok ok ok here
Photo!
Jesus Dougle take a photo quickly

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #5502 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:52:42 »

"Now what do you say to the cup?"
"FECK OFF, CUP!"

CROSBYPHOTO · « **Reply #5503 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:53:43 »

My Lovely horse

McGherkin · « **Reply #5504 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:53:55 »

'Whatever you do, don't call him Len. He's a bishop.'

'Hello Len'

'Whatever you do, Dougal, Don't mention the son in America!'

'How's the son?'

--tractorman-- · « **Reply #5505 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:55:41 »

Quote from: DarkChestOfWonders on April 15, 2010, 23:55:01

I have no idea what you're talking about. British culture is something very very deep.

You're missing out

CROSBYPHOTO · « **Reply #5506 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:56:01 »

Quote from: McGherkin on April 15, 2010, 23:53:55

'Whatever you do, don't call him Len. He's a bishop.'

'Hello Len'

'Whatever you do, Dougal, Don't mention the son in America!'

'How's the son?'

McGherkin if you didnt know the Bishop Len Listens to SSR

laganviking · « **Reply #5507 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:56:16 »

*bottles clank*
"Drink?"
"No father its err water"
"Lies - Jacobs Creek Shardoney 1986!"

laganviking · « **Reply #5508 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:56:41 »

Quote from: DarkChestOfWonders on April 15, 2010, 23:55:01

I have no idea what you're talking about. British culture is something very very deep.

Its more Irish than anything else

laganviking · « **Reply #5509 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:58:23 »

Quote from: DarkChestOfWonders on April 15, 2010, 23:57:17

Oh my god, I don't know anything about this!! How do you all understand this?

*Brain Overload. Short-Circuits*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvwNR3vF44

McGherkin · « **Reply #5510 on:** April 15, 2010, 23:59:19 »

These are all quotes from a VERY popular Irish comedy called Father Ted.

Try Wikipedia.

Then try youtube.

EDIT: Beaten!

laganviking · « **Reply #5511 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:04:18 »

"What shall we do now for 2 weeks?"
"Shall i put the kettle on?"
"Sure"
"Must be one of those ones to click off automatically"
"Oh look Dougal, a bit of steam there...incidenetly did you bring any tea bags Dougal?"
"Err no Ted"

McGherkin · « **Reply #5512 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:06:43 »

WOW! IT'S NEARLY THREE AM! I THINK WHAT WE SHOULD DO NOW IS...

TELL A FEW GHOST STORIES!!!

EDIT: Bit of a TedFest going on here!

laganviking · « **Reply #5513 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:14:58 »

What we need is a 'Father Ted Centre for Suffers of the Irish Priesthood syndrome'

CROSBYPHOTO · « **Reply #5514 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:19:12 »

Dougal: Do you know what Ted. I love Egg. One day i dream that i will turn into 1 Giant Egg

McGherkin · « **Reply #5515 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:27:00 »

Well, you see, there's a small fire in the house, nothing big, but I do need you to leave just in case.

Alright then.

YOU'RE LEAVING?!?

Well, yeah, if there's a fire.

EDIT: I have been informed (Not by a moderator

) that the Ted stuff is taking over the Cookie Box so I'll try a different tack. My youtube channel has recieved like 50 subscribers in 2 days. How come it's so popular?!?

Wave Music · « **Reply #5516 on:** April 16, 2010, 00:57:39 »

I bet tomorrow Sadsid will be claiming VSTEP to pay him more for the work.

McGherkin · « **Reply #5517 on:** April 16, 2010, 01:12:00 »

He can only remove the posts with fe*k in them, there's nothing he can do about the rest. This is the Cookie Box, remember.

Kapn Jonah · « **Reply #5518 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:52:16 »

Quote from: DarkChestOfWonders on April 15, 2010, 21:30:05

WM, I find it very rude of you to always 'celebrate' the anniversary of people being banned. You're the only one who cares about that stuff, people want to forget. The past is the past, move on please. Why do you express the bad in everyone?

Shane, its sarcasm, i was just kidding

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #5519 on:** April 16, 2010, 10:27:34 »

"The ants are back Ted!"

McGherkin · « **Reply #5520 on:** April 16, 2010, 10:53:51 »

'Now look. This is small. But the ones out there are far away. small, far away. Can you see what I'm getting at, Dougal?'

'Errrrr... No.'

laganviking · « **Reply #5521 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:03:37 »

Was gonna post that last night with the kettle one

"Hows that Dougal?"
"Oh they are off Ted"
"Now?"
"On now Ted, oh no wait off"
*Ted fiddles*
"Are they alright now?"
"Yes they are, no they are off, on, off, on off! Ted you need to have a look at them again"

IRI5HJ4CK · « **Reply #5522 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:09:53 »

"Father Jack?"

"WHAT!"

"Father Jack?"

"WHAT!"

Father Fernandez.."Is Father Jack, a little hard of hearing?"

....."Father Jack, would you like a glass of Brandy?"

"Yes."

McGherkin · « **Reply #5523 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:12:49 »

Hello and Welcome to Top of The Pops! In at number 12 is Father Ted Crilly, with 'I've Got the Power'. And still at 47 is Father Jack Hackett with 'I'm a Sleepy Priest'

laganviking · « **Reply #5524 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:19:23 »

"Err Dougal"
"Yes Ted?"
"Aren't you missing something, or someone?"
"No im here and your here"
"Where is Father Jack? dont tell me you lost him again?"
"Oh. Whats the worst that could happen?"
"He could get killed?"
"Oh, then i'll tell you the same thing i said last time, im sorry and it wont happen again"
"Dougal?"
"Ted?"
"That wouldn't happen to be Father Jack over there?"
"It looks like it is"
"For goodness sakes Dougal you never even took him out"
"I wondered why the wheelchair was so light this time."

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